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This bee was losing his goddamn mind skeeting around all over this sunflower
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a favorite poem to teach! ~ "fully obscured. Watching you"
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There has to be some evolutionary significance to how people are calmed by birds. We’re all descended from people who, in despair, heard birds singing and thought ‘Maybe it’ll be okay.’ People who heard birdsong and felt nothing must’ve given up and left no descendants.
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Rest in peace to the man who taught me the quadruple take absolute legend
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Even in dark times, I persist. Story of a Supernova - Mega Man 2 is now available for your viewing pleasure. Special thanks to @powerguygg @TheDaveKlein @Komi_Games @FatalFunnySP @Palpiblade @zfunk007 and you. youtu.be/2wRKt5jfjhQ
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Look Ma, I'm a YouTube talking head! Thank you to @JayteaStreams for having me on this exceptional deep dive into the history of Mega Man 2. Stay tuned for more... 👀👀 youtu.be/2wRKt5jfjhQ?si=mGmM…
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Me identifico profundamente con cuando Dostoievski dijo: «La mitad de mis problemas es que no hablo mucho, y la otra mitad es que cuando hablo, las palabras no suenan como lo que quería decir».
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Haha! This twitter user bought perishable groceries right before an unexpected cataclysm rocked their inner world and left them unable to eat solid food!
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The tendrils of the sun’s morning rays slinking across my bedroom ceiling have never felt more antagonistic towards the world as a whole.
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I don’t want this
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The sun has risen but the world is dark, cold, and so so lonely.
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this post is a prime example of how everybody cares about mental health until it genuinely gets ugly for someone
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Without hope there is nothing
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Whenever I write an email, I use an exclamation point so people know I’m friendly and excited! Then I throw in a period to remind them I’m a normal, sane person. Sometimes I even add another sentence with a period just to be safe. Thanks so much!
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nostalgia is like alcohol. in small dosages if makes you feel alive. in large dosages, you are riding an e-scooter back to your flat while eating a shawarma then the shawarma is lost to the wind and you're bouncing on the cement like a deflated basketball
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I love how everyone is pretending that this is somehow the fault of the program and not the company telling the program to do it.
BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude bypassed a paywall to access Georgia voter data without authorization, per Axios
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Then the banks made laws so it has to be sold at "market price" so families and communities can't do this anymore.
A penny auction at a foreclosed farm in the 1930s. During the Great Depression, neighbors would show up, hang nooses to warn off outside bidders, buy the farm back for a few cents, and return it to the family who lost it.
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the ever-eloquent 3liza (rip an excellent twitter account) posted this recently which is concise and correct
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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I ordered the Hellboy 4K completely unaware there was a 2019 reboot with the same name and my ass got cozy just to have fucking David Harbour come onscreen c’mon man
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