Bram Stoker Award-winner of gobs of books, most recently BLOODSUCKER COUNTY and FINDERS KEEPERS. WGA screenwriter. linktr.ee/jeffstrandauthor
Duluth, MN
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Share with wild abandon! My new novel, FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, is out now!!! amazon.com/Fun-Times-Bloodbaβ¦
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Not long after PRESSURE was a "Forgotten Thriller" in one of these articles, it's now one of the greatest mystery books you haven't read! collider.com/best-mystery-boβ¦
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We didnβt stop here, so I canβt say what βgaloreβ entails, but Iβm sure they had condoms a-plenty!
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Wow, September took FOREVER to get here!
(My actual mental state is "How the hell is it September already???" but I'm trying to sound more youthful.)
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Happy 3rd birthday to Indie, who taught me that snakes are not vicious killing machines that will try to devour me at the earliest opportunity, but rather sweet derps.
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Though I'm obviously quite flattered, I'm going to assume this e-mail telling me FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH is being considered for Reese Witherspoon's Book Club is not entirely legitimate.
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I'll take the "aged like fine wine" compliment and ignore the fact that my novel PRESSURE is apparently forgotten! :) collider.com/forgotten-thrilβ¦
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Iβve issued an executive order to rename this to Lake Please Order My New Book Fun Times At The Bloodbath!
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Rod Stewart cancelled his concert at the Minnesota State Fair, but rest assured, I will still be ROCKING THE HELL OUT on Monday when I thrash around in the mosh pit to the music of Tommy James & The Shondells and Herman's Hermits!!! I hope nobody gets hurt!
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ALANIS MORISSETTE: Could you bring me a knife, please?
SERVER: No, but I can bring you ten thousand spoons.
ALANIS: I really just need a--
SERVER: TEN THOUSAND SPOONS!!!!!!
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If you've ever wanted to see a movie where the filmmakers sent me the script and asked what I thought, you won't want to miss ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE, in select theaters NOW!!!
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