Husband to Michele | Father to Hannah, Charlie and Matnel | Believer in Christ | Managing Principal of TSP in Sioux Falls

Sioux Falls, SD
We cut the ribbon on the new SDSU Metro Center in Sioux Falls! 🎉🏫 The new facility brings five health programs and support services together under one roof, creating new opportunities for students and strengthening healthcare education across South Dakota. 🐰 #SDState
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I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired
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Tim Jensen retweeted
‼️Jr SZN week 1-2 highlights‼️ -8 catches -105 receiving yards -3 receiving tds -158 all-purpose yards @EricStruck @SFJeffersonFB
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Tim Jensen retweeted
Thank you @Coach_Lueds @USFCougarsFB for the game day invite!! 🟣⚪️ @EricStruck @SFJeffersonFB
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Smooth as butter
Mediger to Jensen on fourth-and-6 for a 14-yard score. Cavs take the opening possession of the second half to the end zone. They lead 31-14 with 8:57 left in 3Q. #sdpreps
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Happy Birthday, Matnel Jensen class of '28. Have a great day! #PeopleMatterMost
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Tim Jensen retweeted
Big things ahead for this kid!! DAWG! #GOLDSTANDARD #CompeteForExcellence
Updated Sophomore year film❗️Excited to start my Junior season next week! C/O 28’ 6’ 170lbs Wr/Db @EricStruck @SFJeffersonFB hudl.com/v/2TtaS5
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The 2026 season wrapped up this weekend with a Semi-Finals loss. The Cavs went 19-6 on the year and in the meantime broke many Team Records, Individual Records, and Historical Records. @BrodyJacobson3 @cason_mediger3 @EastonRiley_22 @JacksonDun11 @EverettSalonen @noahmacfarlane9
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Tim Jensen retweeted
The Cavaliers take it 5-3. @SFJeffersonBsbl | #SDStateTourney
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Some additional praise to some of the more notable WRs at this year's @Sanford_FB HS Combine. Performance test z-scores. A z-score is how well you compared to the positional group mean. -Carter Schiefelbein -Matnel Jensen -Ryder Thompson
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Tim Jensen retweeted
'26 @Sanford_FB Combine TOP PERFORMER (based on performance tests) WR: Carter Schiefelbein;Pierre '27 Honorable Mentions -Matnel Jensen: SF Jefferson '28 -Braylon Treasure: SF OGorman '28 -Ryder Thompson: Canton '28 -Jase Unzen: SF Jefferson '27 #SanfordSports @riggsfootball
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Tim Jensen retweeted
JUNIOR YEAR HIGHLIGHTS AA (Highest Level) 6’5 195lbs 4.01 GPA First Team All Metro PPG 19.1 RPG 6.4 APG 1.9 3PT 49.0% 2PT 65.4% EFG 67.2% @SFJeffersonBBB @ssahoopsteams @sdhoops605 @SDHoopsTalk_
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Replying to @Nkuenz17
@Nkuenz17 with the big blow in the 7th to open it up. Cavs are 1-0 on the year and play 2 tomorrow.
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Congrats Colby!
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Tim Jensen retweeted
Big Belated Thank You to @SFWestLeg players & HC for helping with Sioux Falls Post 15 Pancake Breakfast Dec 7!
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Repost to vote 66!! #ProBowlVote #MasonMcCormick
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I know this guy …. HBD Nelly!
Happy birthday, Matnel Jensen class of '28. Have a great day! #PeopleMatterMost
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Happy birthday Matnel!! Hope you have a great day!
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