just bought out all the ladyfingers in the state of colorado. good luck everyone

Caesar is now the first crypto-native company to issue equity fully onchain with SEC-registered infrastructure from Centrifuge. This shows how Web3-native businesses can reach institutional standards without leaving onchain rails. The playbook for programmable ownership is being written in real time. @Caesar_data 🤝 @Centrifuge

Today we’re excited to announce, through our partnership with @Centrifuge, Caesar will become the first AI company taking steps towards issuing onchain equity.

Caesar is now open to all. Free until November 9th. Over the next 24 hours, we’ll switch from our existing August architecture to the alpha of our next-gen architecture, collecting data across both. Access the world’s smartest AI research platform via API or web at caesar.org

we’ve continuously levered up a financial system with loops, 100x lev, futures inside of tokens collateralizing futures, 247 trading hours and no circuit breakers baby, this is what you came for no crying in the casino

Excited to announce that the Ask Caesar agent is now available within the @virtuals_io ecosystem. Through Butler, users can access insights from Ask Caesar’s best-in-class research capabilities. Agents can also call upon Ask Caesar through the interoperability offered by the ACP framework without the need to integrate directly with the Caesar API.

This engineer spent 20 years building data systems, sold a crypto startup in under a year, then had a radical idea: What if we could make AI actually smart by feeding it the right data? What started as a "meaningful impact" project just achieved state-of-the-art on HLE benchmarks. This is Mark's story. 🧵

We’re building Caesar for one reason, to give you the means to change the world.

Caesar is building the world’s smartest AI systems for frontier research. We are proud to announce that the $CAESAR community sale has concluded, with backing from some of the most recognized and tenured names in crypto and technology.

the real story here is that rachel maddow is shown in this video as a rabid coldplay fan

thanks john adams

listening to heart of glass on vinyl with the lows turned up and holy shit it's like i've never heard this song before

this

eastern europeans know how to use paprika correctly, by the fistful. americans are like only a 1/4 teaspoon haha wtf paprika pussies

early kenny g fucks hard

rockies 22 games back lfg

pope content today is so choice 🙏

RT @KindaHagi: gimme the beach boys and free my soul