Conservative humorist; military veteran; bringing humor and satire to world events; if we did not laugh, we would just cry.

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Democrats healthcare proposal with Medicare for All.
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Save Medicare for those that earned it.
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The Democrats Medicare for All means Medicare for None.
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BREAKING: Armed Iranians have just eliminated Hossein Zarifi, the IRGC commander of the “Sajjad Sarvan” Headquarters.
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🇮🇷 Something extraordinary is happening in the Strait of Hormuz Iran is still attacking ships, yet roughly 10.3 MILLION barrels of crude oil per day now appear to be making it through At the same time, according to TankerTrackers founder Samir Madani, Iran's own major crude exports have effectively collapsed. So how the hell is everyone else's oil getting out? An entire “Arab dark fleet” has emerged: more than 100 tankers operating largely without AIS, shuttling oil from Gulf ports into the Gulf of Oman. There, they transfer their cargo at sea to other tankers unwilling to risk entering Hormuz themselves. And the money being made is INSANE!! A tanker that might previously have cost around $50,000 a day to charter can now command roughly $1.25 MILLION A DAY. Meanwhile, Samir says satellite imagery shows essentially no major Iranian crude loading activity at Kharg Island. Before the war, Iran was exporting around 1.6 million barrels of crude per day. Today, Samir says Iran can still move smaller quantities of refined products and LPG through alternative routes. But the crude? “There’s nothing happening right now in Iran. It’s just flat.” That leaves us with one of the strangest realities of the Hormuz war: Iran can threaten the world's most important oil chokepoint. But right now, the oil still flowing through it largely belongs to everyone else.
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2026 Michigan Senate Race 🔴 Mike Rogers: 45% 🔵 Abdul El-Sayed: 45% Co/efficient poll | 9/21-9/23
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BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi and Kathy Hochul’s eyebrows on pace to reach Mars before Elon Musk
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It’s perfect.
FO𝕏 YOU
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🔥 LMFAO!! JD Vance just trolled the CRAP out of the fake news: "I have notes here that I'm supposed to take questions from CNN and POLITICO..." "...anybody from CNN or POLITICO here? No? Alright!" Dr. Oz is losing it in the back 🤣🤣 That's how you do it. JD is EMBRACING the meltdowns and not falling for the "1st Amendment" hysteria! FACT: 1A DOES NOT GUARANTEE RIGHT TO ACCESS
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The difference between Lane Kiffin and the Devil is that the Devil didn’t make excuses when he lost that fiddle contest.
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If the Media isn’t in the White House who’s going to tell us things like… Biden is sharp as a tack? Trump colluded with Russia? Hunter’s laptop is Russian disinfo? Covid didn’t come from a Chinese lab? Trump called Neo-Nazis very fine people. Etc How will we survive?!
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Unfortunately this is likely true.
Democrats winning in 2026 and 2028 will be more destructive to the USA than Iran getting nuclear weapons.
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Just a reminder that America is a great country.
I’m just a white South African being left alone to thrive in Alabama God is good
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The Holdout Juror agreed to an interview.
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I really wish Washington Republicans in the Senate fought as half as hard as this NFL player to deliver for the US.
This play will be shown in team meetings for football teams at all levels all week
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Michigan could be the first team in CFB history to storm the field on a loss
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A random girl at a college football vs Chris Nolan’s Helen of Troy… Unreal.
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I will take “what the media will never report for $1,000 Alex”
🚨 JUST IN: Secretary Brooke Rollins drops Labor Day receipts. Key proteins at some of their LOWEST prices in 4+ years. Trump just amplified it. Chicken breast: $3.88/lb. Lowest since 2021. Fresh turkey: $1.72/lb. Lowest since 2021. Beef chuck: $6.02/lb. Lowest since 2022. Pork loin: $3.57/lb. Lowest since 2022. THIS IS THE AFFIRMATIVE CASE. USDA ERS data, week ending August 23, 2026. Not vibes. Not media spin. Grocery prices moving the RIGHT way for American families. Democrats scream “cost of living” while ignoring the chart. 47’s team is posting the numbers. Making Labor Day more affordable is not a slogan. It’s on the receipt. Keep prices falling. Keep winning for workers. HAPPY LABOR DAY, AMERICA 🇺🇸
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🤣🤣🤣😎
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If you’ve ever wondered how a historically losing football programs fans can be so delusional, so deep in denial, go so relentlessly hard season after season, its because this is an 8 at Ole Miss. God Bless Oxford, MS.
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