Jim Bell@JimMinusWilson

I am Jim. I live next door to my lovely friend Jackie and the others. I did have a dog called Wilson but his dollops killed him. Now I have Milson. Shalom.

Joined June 2018
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So, am I allowed to go and see Jackie?
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Boris to the rest of the Tories every night in lockdown
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He's my brother.
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Me going to Jackie’s every Friday night/ Jackie saying I can’t go in
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Actual footage of the Queen watching the Meghan & Harry documentary tonight
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Everyone in the UK on June 21st
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Are you married to a dead dog?
Gerard Stewart@Gerard_stewart
13 Feb 2021
Bit of a theme in our house this year 🤦‍♂️🤣 #shalom @JimMinusWilson
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The only Jackie I need in my life
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Shalom @JoeBiden Why was I not asked to perform at your inorgasmation? Here is my audition
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The UK government deciding what to give families as substantial food for a week
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Fuck off Adam
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Can only see Jackie now if I go for a jog or in Aldi
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Boris trying to keep the country under control
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Jackie, I fancy you
Scott Bryan@scottygb
31 Dec 2020
Tell your crush you fancy them. fuck it why not. we’ve had a year.
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Boris being asked how many different tiers he wants to dish out this week
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All of these people getting engaged and I can’t even get any of Jackie’s crimble crumble
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Festive greetings to everyone except Martin who’s a prick
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Tier 16 is where you wake up every morning and Wilson dies in front of you
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RIP Horrible Grandma
Mirror Breaking News
@MirrorBreaking_
20 Dec 2020
BREAKING Carry On and Friday Night Dinner star Rosalind Knight dies aged 87 mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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