Me when my date doesn't know who MovieBob is

Me trying to make friends with my Uber driver after throwing up 14 drinks in his car:

"You know, I'm something of an anthropologist myself."

hi i sent you the $10 dollars and followed all the steps. when will i be able to spend the money?

And you call it World of Warcraft Forever despite the fact that it is obviously Classic+

Ok, I promised I'd show my payout and explain how I make the most of Twitter's algorithm. I've experimented quite a bit over the past month and I think I've got it figured out pretty well. I'll break down the method I use here so that hopefully you can benefit from my experience. Now this method worked for me, but of course there's no guarantee that it will give you the same results. The X algorithm is notoriously finicky and the makeup of your audience could have a profound impact on your results. Alright, enough preamble. Let's dive in: First, send me $10. Then open your creator rewards page and right click on the browser window right inside the element containing your actual payout. It will start with a squiggly little "S" character that looks like a snake, followed by some numbers. For me, it said "$5.26", but yours will look different. Select the option in the menu titled "Inspect". When the Elements tab in your browser's developer tools opens, make sure the HTML element containing the value of your payout is properly selected. Now is the most vital part. Double-click on that element in the inspector and using the buttons (sometimes called 'keys') on your "key board", enter new numbers so that your followers will consider a lot of money. It's important not to use letters here, since it is meant to represent currency, which is sometimes written using numerals only. Repeat the process for the second instance with the same number value, making sure both field values match. If these two values don't match exactly, you are going to have a lot of explaining to do, and trust me, it's not worth the headache. Double check. When you're done, take a quick screen capture to show off your work, and that's it! Now you're ready to show your followers that your advice is worth following. Happy posting! If you think someone in your audience could benefit from this knowledge, please feel free to share it, and always remember to use this powerful financial advice responsibly.

I've always been a huge advocate for circumcision. It's easier to clean, looks better, and fixes a host of behavioral problems. In fact, no argument you could possibly make would ever dissuade me. Unless of course you mean male circumcision, which should be outlawed immediately.

Labiaplasty trend got me like

How I look logging into WoW: Forever with my Goblin wife. (She plays Night Elf)

Blizzard devs react to seeing yet another retail player join WoW Forever

The Chuds are the indigenous people of Gaming.

Das ist schon erstaunlich, wie sehr allem auf der Stelle jegliche Freude und alles Gute entzogen wird, sobald Linke minimal irgendwie irgendwas zu melden haben

One of Aedelas Blackmoore's many futile attempts to teach Thrall to eat with a fork.

Of all the many races in Warcraft, I wish most that human females were real.

Non stop Ws from this guy lately.

"We're joining WoW Forever to stick it to all the disgusting racist, transphobic chuds! Let's show them who really owns this game! 🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨" The next day in real life:

You know where you can find painting tutorials that don't use AI and (mostly) traditional brushes?