Penn State ‘07 | Glue guy enthusiast | 6 grand in debt to an overseas bookie | Bo Nickal Truther #FireBradStevens

State College, PA
Just redownloaded Hinge, saw Biggie, immediately deleted the app again #Biggie
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The Boston Celtics play basketball today.
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The Boston Celtics play basketball today.
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“How bad is Rocco Becht?”
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How I feel walking into Brothers for the 30th time this semester, knowing I’m just gonna get cross-eyed drunk, bring up Netanyahu, and not talk to a single woman, just like every other time.
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The Tel Aviv Dodgers got swept, time to black out
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Scratchy throat and I have one of the longest weeks of my life ahead of me
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Who’s taking a shit in the Doggies bathroom it smells heinous
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Ex-wife’s birthday today
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Lately I’ve been planning dates then bailing on them last second #MenInWomenFields
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Claude applying to jobs for me while I smoke a bowl and watch Bob Does Sports
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Jimmy DeLuca, MBA retweeted
The Football program at Penn State should be suspended.
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Watching Penn State vs Northwestern
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Jimmy DeLuca, MBA retweeted
I’m gonna light myself on fire outside of pickles I can’t take this football team anymore
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Maybe James Franklin wasn’t the problem Or maybe Matt Campbell wasn’t the answer
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600 follower hound reveal. Missing my best friend a lot lately
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Ah so this is why we havent won a fucking playoff game in the past 10 years
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What should I dox for 600???
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