Merry Christmas to All and by all I mean one person only and that is US Congresswoman Lauren Boebert getting her pussy jerked off and her breasts fondled up at the Theatrical production of Beetlejuice.
I need everyone to know that it doesn’t matter where I am, what I’m doing or who I’m talking to, the only thing I’m ever thinking about is the eye drop scene from Love Is Blind Season 3.
Getting YouTube Premium was one of the most dangerous things I’ve ever done because now I’ve tasted luxury and I can never go back.
I haven’t heard “Granny, I got the job!” in days 🥲🥲🥲