all tales here should be regarded as cautionary

I once saw a sign in front of a coffee shop that said something along the lines of "create what you want to see in this world" so here you go.
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this guy very wisely said "fuck this" after that shit happened
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now this is obviously a case of giving information to newcomers but Pike explains what Stonehenge is in a briefing, something along the lines of "a formation of decommissioned railguns" but you would figure if you were in the navy you'd wanna know that part of history lol
early in AC8 Tasha is kinda naive to Ulysses craters and isn't that kinda like if a 20something year old today didn't know what 9/11 was
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there's a thing I enjoy in worldbuilding in general when there's "the incident" that sort of creates the timeline, things like the ulysses meteor or evas first impact
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Elder Scrolls Inktober, Day 7: Ruins
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Ai upscaling turned Jens into the nostalgia critic
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extremely fun bit of cinema trickery happened here
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the poster who would NEVER EVER play a game made before 2010 is gonna scold you for skipping RE6
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[kindly but estranged father figure voice] some of your vent art should not be attached to the same account you ask for money on.
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he gets the fishbed whenever he's being all edgy like this
PLEAAAAAAASE LOOK AT ME IF YOU DONT IM GOING TO HURT MYSELF AND OTHERS AND ITS GOING TO BE YOUR FAULT AND YOU CAN USE THIS STATEMENT IN COURT
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look I do like RDR2 but this is an insane person statement
GTA 6 is built to play multiple times, like Red Dead Redemption 2. via @IGN
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unfortunately very funny
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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see a human would immediately identify that I was shopping to get my mother a gift at one point
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elden ring already got bosses that attack out of hitstun, if you put some learning algorithm into a similar game the computer would probably just spam the "fuck you die" button once you enter the room since to my understanding that's what any boss ai does before they balance it
Sony has filed a patent that could make bosses in Soulslike games even harder The new system would let bosses adapt to your moves, weapons and playstyle in real time
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I'm also immediately reminded of the creepypasta where max level quake bots would simply not move until the player attacks them, and then would immediately instakill the player as that was the most efficient play
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you got liberty biberty
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looked at mine and this one is killing me lmao
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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#csmtober day 6: himeno
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Long ass workday and got a crushing migraine all I want to do is get away from light and sound for a bit and of course it's like the yard tools convention in the neighborhood at 6pm
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