Joezempic 💉@JoeWritesThings

36. Salem’s Dad 🐈‍⬛, Everton fan, homo. Not necessarily in that order. Life’s too short, let’s just be nice & have a laugh 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ All views my own.

 UK
Joined December 2012
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Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.
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I do think P has been unfairly maligned BUT in that house you have to learn to move past things quickly unfortunately. It’s why I would struggle, I need alone time to cool off #BBUK
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Rhianna annoyed because she knows Yasmin is bob on and Omar is dead weight #BBUK
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Big Brother handing out formal warnings to everyone being aggressive except for one… #BBUK
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Rob being up for eviction like he’s post-divorce. No fucks given 🤣🤣 #BBUK
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Whenever I hear a kick off in a gay bar #BBUK
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Caught up on #GBBO. I am LOVING this series. It feels so revitalised. Nigella is such a fun addition and the challenges feel fresher too.
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Riċ@ricblurs
Oct 6
due to personal reasons i need more money
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Yep
Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterio
Oct 6
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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Just seen Kerry Katona’s hole again
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remand chic@our_jesse
Oct 5
Michelle Mone:
Sky News
@SkyNews
Oct 5
Russian lab worker 'dies of suspected plague' as 200 under observation trib.al/urO4BTO
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I’m begging that the punishment is that they throw her a birthday party and she and Omar can’t attend #BBUK
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Oh he’s raging right now! Writing messages?! #BBUK
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It’s sad to me that Twinks navigates these men coming at her so well. Obviously happens a lot. I’m sure many powerful women who know what this is like. They hate that she’s confident and has the courage of her convictions #BBUK
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God most of these people are just disgusting human beings omg #BBUK
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“Lynx, does hygiene always take preference over fun?” “Always” Unless, of course, you’re paying him #BBUK
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“I just think I don’t trust easily” Rhianna, you were telling Omar you love him in Week 2 #BBUK
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It fascinates me how negatively people view witchcraft and it’s literally lighting candles, respecting nature and being intentional. Bizarre. #BBUK
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They better not ostracise our Twinks and leave her Left Outside Alone #BBUK
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Credit checks?! Can’t have a wank because I missed my Klarna payments 😩
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
Oct 4
🚨 NEW: The Government will introduce “hard checks” to enforce its under-16s social media ban, such as passport and credit checks
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✨ haemorrlloid ✨@ventimochaa
Oct 4
Two men praying because a woman said she’s a witch, we never escaped the Salem witch trials. Small men always fear a woman they feel they can’t control or doesn’t conform to their idea of a woman, it’s so jarring. Women are powerful and don’t exist to please you #BBUK
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