There would be a large faction that claimed to hate Palpatine, but Mon Mothma's past support for the Clone Wars made her every bit as much a warmonger and tyrant as him and that the only moral thing to do would be to support a protest movement led by Jar Jar Binks.

O hey everyone it's time to care about dead babies in Syria social media told me so.

This is...true.

I love how people accuse me of being a bot then block me, like how am I supposed to prove my humanity?

There are about 100 of these bot replies saying stupid shit and you're one of them. Wonder why they all 1. Don't have profile pictures 2. Have at least 5 numbers in their name 3. Are named stupid toddler shit like farty mcpoopface

It’s actually criminal how many of these are gone. Amazon and private equity killed so much of American life.

I want to join the Medicare For All But Kill Terrorists Party. It would be me and like 3 other guys possibly including @WildBillWellman

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!

My entire TL is like -you know what would be based? if women were imprisoned in milking camps -everyone who makes over $70K annually should be put down like a dog -tylenol is genocide against headaches

Leftists: Death to America, Mao Zedong was awesome, terrorism is good Normies: OK I don't want you on my side Leftists: Why do you oppose universal health care

I speak for everyone when I say Dolly Parton was a vile, reprehensible scourge on humanity, the world is well rid of this infernal monster...sorry I'm being told via earpiece this is in fact an extremely unpopular POV which I'm happy to immediately and comprehensively retract.

You guys aren't in to fun...all you want is cavill in black spandex for your whack it file

Ooh this is a good point. Backrooms would be a Serling episode "This weird stuff is happening to you specifically because you are a dick." Obsession would be a Beaumont "Fuck this is creepy!" and Oak Street would be a Matheson "Dinosaurs!" avclub.com/obsession-backroo…

It's funny how their world parallels ours in some ways

First reply: Harris is a corporate diet Republican who is too dumb to form a complete sentence and gleefully supported a genocide. Supporting her is a moral stain that can never be erased Fourth reply: Obviously I voted for Harris you absolute retard

Tony Gilroy saying that George "loved" Rogue One is something the people who claim that Lucas hates all of Disney Star Wars really don't want to hear. The reality is that George seemed to liked every Disney Star Wars project that wasn't made by JJ Abrams, even visiting the sets of many of them.

You know I'll accept condescension from people who watch more Kurosawa, and Herzog and Bergman than me, there are legitimately sophisticated aesthetes who put me to shame, but people who think they're smarter than me because they like different funnybook movies than me get fucked

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them. That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving. You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.