Texas '11 | Lifelong Republican | ΒΘΠ Kitchen Boy | Chick Fil'A Red Rewards | Houseboy

Austin, TX
My homeboy in 7th grade used to send nudes on canvas i wonder whats going through his mind right now
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Born to be used by a ovulating unstable woman
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Am i that fucking ugly that tinder has to show me dudes?
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Is my roomnate fucking autistic??
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This first slide is gayer than gay sex
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Ok so I guess we’re gonna workshop that one
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How’s niggas be watching the game with $5 pending
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Thats ⚾️
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Shorty aint even know im rocking Depop Peter Millar
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Y'all ever get so hurt over a girl you start texting hoes and venting about it to them?
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I hope to one day live lavishly enough to no longer need to have the mcdonalds app downloaded
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Bro all this talk abt laced drugs has me tweaking tf out tossing in a velo
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Tangy Bbq from mcdonalds sometimes be too spicy for me and im not afraid to admit it
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Hello @netanyahu There is very anti-isreal women staying in my direct vicinity within West Campus. I will not stand for the toleration of bragging at my school. Please fix this
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Life is alright
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Accidentally group snapped genuinely everyone in the world also #okay
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Woke up at 3:30. #Okay
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I hate being told a girl had feelings after the fact, feels much worse that i was too hung up on a "maybe" girl
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Never been this plastered holy fuck
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