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Reading a paper book for the first time in years, and I keep swiping left to try and turn the page. I have been programmed.
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Hey @WhiteHouse you know who else likes to destroy cultural relics? The Taliban. Good for you guys.
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Last night…well last night was pretty good.
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House made cavatelli and cheese.
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Cauliflower burnt ends. You can’t even imagine how good these are.
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Hog fat cornbread. BSM Hopi Blue Cornmeal, Lemon-Thyme Goat Cheese Butter, Blueberry Compote.
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Brisket and beef cheeks.
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The chicken fried beets. I can’t tell you how good these are. Words fail.
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How did this not get picked up? @30Rock
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Johnny Biscuits™️ retweeted
"So, Bobby, what do you think of your son working for the asshole who wants to tear down my memorial?"
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On Wednesdays we drink. Also on the other days.
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Calgon take me away.
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