Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

Dayton, OH
I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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My nama Jeff
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken trib.al/EkUMOy5
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Willy Wonka making weed now??
BOOM🔥🔥🔥 We now accepting credit debit and credit cards! Midnight Sunset is sold out and went quick! Do not sleep fam Dropping the Kanobi Sunset 17 line tonight and tomorrow!
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I’ll see your Toms and raise you a George from Seinfeld in the 80s slasher film “The Burning”
I'll see your Jim Carrey and raise you a Tom Hardy in "Black Hawk Down" and a Tom Hanks in "Band of Brothers."
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You’re telling with a straight face that the quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is named Michael Penis
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No one needs to train me on sexual harassment, I’m already really good at it
ANNUAL HIPAA AND SEXUAL HARASSMENT TRAINING TJME
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UPDATE: currently searching for open microbiologist positions where the HR department doesn’t have Twitter
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I only know of one hepatitis infected clam and guess what it’s your mom’s
The FDA has announced a recall of clams due to possible contamination with hepatitis A.
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I have received awful news
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All I did was call them dramatic bitches and they absolutely proved me wrong by just immediately blocking me
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If I ever become a visiting dignitary Imma have my aides get me McDonald’s after these things like all the time
"State Dinner"
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We are LIVE - get in here and join the shenanigans!
Traveling is done, which means we can have a Thursday Night Fallout Micro Stream TONIGHT around 8:30 pm EDT! Link in reply. It’s always a blast, we’ll see you there!
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- $400 - Does not include the game
Rockstar has revealed a GTA 6 collectors box for $400 — it does not include the game. • A 6-inch Macca the Gator figure with a stash compartment • GTA VI Oakley Frogskins sunglasses with Prizm Sapphire lenses • A New Era 9FORTY A-Frame snapback hat • A Leonida Keys crossbody bag • A Macca the Gator magnetic mirror • A Chunkee the Manatee shot glass • A Vice City swizzle spoon • A Vice City razor blade keychain • Nine Leonida Keys enamel pins in a metal tin • Stickers in a stash bag • A double-sided poster with a full map of Leonida on the back
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Traveling is done, which means we can have a Thursday Night Fallout Micro Stream TONIGHT around 8:30 pm EDT! Link in reply. It’s always a blast, we’ll see you there!
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How does he suggest we get over the hump of Lindsay Clancy supporters, Charlie Kirk Murder celebraters, and Luigi Mangione superfans?
Former President Barack Obama tasks Americans to capture the goodness in people and says political polarization can be fixed: "We are not as divided as we seem at the ground level. We're not as divided as our politics and media would indicate."
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Currently on a long layover at Reagan National, if anyone wants to network meet me in the men’s room by Terminal E
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To all the anti noggers... I'm your Huckleberry
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