I wear a disguise to look like human guys. If you don't like baseball, my tweets will probably annoy you. MLB Fan Council Member

The Brewers:
Two Kenosha brothers who paid $1,000 each for a Milwaukee Brewers "Timeless Ticket" more than a decade ago say the team isn't fully honoring the promise that came with it — the chance to sit in the best available seats for a game as big as the World Series. More at the link in o
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If I were a fan of the Brewers or Rays, I would not give a single F what the ratings for the World Series wind up being. They should not care. But outside of that, this is a surface-level take. MLB is trying to convince us that a salary cap is needed. It’s also been counting the seconds until it can renegotiate its media rights. The better ratings it gets for its premier events, the more money they can get when that renegotiation happens. The league thinks it’s going to get a massive revenue increase when they renegotiate those media deals. But if MLB creates a system where small markets have a better chance of making the World Series than they currently do, it could create an environment where the World Series ratings continually underperform. This World Series is basically a test run of what that environment might look like. If the ratings come in low, it could spook some owners away from a cap system that prevents big brands from playing on the game’s biggest stages with regularity. MLB has been counting on that media rights deal to transform the financial landscape of owning a baseball team and operating the league. Anything that puts that at risk needs to be navigated very carefully.
Unless you're a TV executive or an employee of MLB you should not give 2 shits what the World Series ratings are going to be
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Turns out Twitter bots can’t vote
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Felt like this was just a matter of time with how many teams were constantly popping up in and around the GTA
#BREAKING: Former MLB player, wife charged after alleged $60,000 youth baseball program fraud. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/10/…
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This city is so fucked
A new poll finds Brad Bradford has taken a narrow lead over Olivia Chow in the Toronto mayoral race, with less than a week to go until election day. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/10/…
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I think Brewers-Rays is going to be an incredible series. Two teams with some really good pitching, though they come about it in different ways, and lots of activity on offense. That neither team has ever won just adds an extra layer of intrigue to it.
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Anyone who thinks this World Series is in defiance of analytics is someone who will never be convinced of the value of evidence. These are two of the most data-driven teams in any sport in the world. There is a better arugment that this is the ultimate MoneyBowl.
I can’t believe my ears, but @SNKenReid just went on national TV and called this the “anti-analytics World Series”
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It’s amazing how many people are just completely showing they know nothing about the sport this postseason
I can’t believe my ears, but @SNKenReid just went on national TV and called this the “anti-analytics World Series”
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In the last few months: The Orioles owner said he bought the team because all of his friends who had sports teams made more than he ever could in private equity The Padres sold for $3.9B, 63% more than the previous record The Angels then sold for $4.0B, beating the Padres record So why then are billionaires lighting money on fire by bailing out other billionaires from the apparent financial ruin of owning a baseball team? It's because they're all making billions in appreciation and teams like the Yankees can sell just 16% for $2.6 BILLION (MLB of course waived the 15% cap lol) with an additional $1B in tax-exempt revenue bonds to refinance debt in their other business ventures Seriously, who would pass up on an infinite money glitch like that? I'm begging you all to realize owners just want a cap to make accounting easier. They're lying about competitive balance to create a narrative that is only in place to win them cost certainty
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MLB owners recently put together $2B in a "war chest" to prepare for the lockout That's about $75M per team, which is more than the Guardians spent in payroll Read that again, owners set aside more in rainy day funds for the Guardians than the Guardians spent on payroll
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I’m honestly curious about Sato. He swings and misses (and chases) a LOT. His in zone contact rate wasn’t Murakami bad, but he also doesn’t have Murakami’s patience. But the power is very real. Average/max exit velo over 94/118 mph and a swing that put the ball in the air
With how much effort and resources the Jays have (and continue to) put into Japan, I would honestly be surprised if they don't land another top Japanese FA (Seiya Suzuki included) this offseason
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Curious about whether the “we prefer guys who make contact” Jays will pursue him seriously, that is. Okamoto swung and missed a ton last year, but that wasn’t part of his profile in Japan
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Rockies fans are the purest because they simply love being in the ballpark. Sure, Coors is the best bar in town, but if you dropped Coors Field in any other struggling market, do you think people would show? They love it. They don’t need to feel like winners to have a good time.
No comment on the rest of this, as I have no idea about most of these. But the Rockies fans need a tier of their own. They show up so regularly with absolutely nothing to root for
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No comment on the rest of this, as I have no idea about most of these. But the Rockies fans need a tier of their own. They show up so regularly with absolutely nothing to root for
Ranking every MLB team based on how loyal their fanbase is
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The Hanshin Tigers have accepted Teruaki Sato's posting request The Tigers will likely post him as early as possible to give him a chance to sign before the lockout
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This seems like something that he could have considered when he was Commissioner on the TTC Board for four years
The City told runners to take the TTC. But the subway didn’t open until 8 a.m…the same time the marathon started. As mayor, I’ll start subway service at 6 a.m. on marathon day and require advance transit plans for major sporting events and concerts. On October 26, vote for a city that moves.
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The funniest genre of replies to this was “with a salary floor they’d have to spend that money to keep him.” And man, even if this report is false, can I say nothing makes the point stronger than “they need rules that force them to keep Paul Skenes.”
Paul Skenes will make like $15-20 million and they don’t want to pay that. But sure, a cap will save this horribly run franchise.
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Sorry. Second funniest. I had a couple of people accuse me of “hating the Pirates.” Sorry to break it to y’all, but there’s no reason for anybody to hate the Pirates. You need to be occasionally relevant for that to happen.
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Honestly a great point. So maybe it’s not as amusing as I thought
We only do socialism for billionaires in America.
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