Rules of capitalism:
1) Don't spend too much. Save your money to buy a house.
2) Spend loads, to maintain demand in the economy.
3) Expect to earn loads, because capitalism is great.
4) Don't demand too much in wages, because businesses need to manage costs.
5) Go to university to learn to be analytical, critical and creative.
6) Then go to work and do whatever you're told.
7) Recycle and drink through paper straws.
8) Ignore billionaires on their private jets, data centres, or big oil.
9) Don't so much as punch another person.
10) Worship the military while they bomb nations to smithereens.