When I was bored and depressed, I used to work on music. But now I just sit motionless for hours and hours being apathetically cognizant of the inexorable approach of death. ...which is probably better in the end.
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The most loving thing you can do for another person is leave them alone. Runner-up: donate a kidney.
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Se vocΓͺ Γ© homem e estΓ‘ passando por um momento difΓ­cil, lembre-se: NinguΓ©m se importa.
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"Man, it would be easier to list the things that were right with this return than the things that were wrong with it." "What was right with it?" "Nothing."
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Northampton actually isn’t crazy. Greenfield (where this happened) is Northampton on steroids.
Western Mass was not supposed to break containment yet, the world was not ready to hear about the day-to-day in Northampton.
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Folks. Don't use drugs. Preferably, don't even use alcohol. They will reduce your life to an animalistic biological hellscape that will make whatever misery or tedium you were trying to intoxicate your way out of look heavenly by comparison and then kill you at your lowest. RIP.
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Made with AI
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Replying to @JoustWave
Sometimes things temporarily get a little bit better, right before crashing down to new depths you didn’t even think were possible.
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You know those days where everything breaks, nothing makes sense, and everyone around you is babbling but you have no idea what they're talking about? Some day you'll look back on those days and wish that were as bad as it ever got.
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I have no idea why anybody buys stuff from Joust Jr. πŸ˜† He's got the worst phone presence I've ever heard, and yet the orders keep piling up. I'm proud of him. It's just maddening hearing his pitch and wanting to say something about it and biting my tongue because he's doing well
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No one cares, but I'd 100x rather have bk/tax notes directly from a client than cleaned up by AI. If you run your stuff through ChatGPT, ChatGPT is going to try and make you not sound like an idiot, and we're going to take an extra hour realizing you're not as smart as you sound.
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I am indebted to the therapist who helped me realize that the moments I had previously considered the happiest of my life were really the most ignorant, and that by enjoying those moments I was opening up both myself and the people I loved to greater misery in the future. Thanks.
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The older I get, the more my sympathies lie with the biblical God said to have condemned entire populations to death including women and children, and less with self-righteous humans who first assume the sentence to be unjustified and then presume to judge Him for delivering it.
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you ever listen to old songs of yours and think "how the fuck did i make that?" like the old version of you is so distant that you cannot even comprehend the sound design mentality that you were in back then
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What are some songs that gave a happy ending to a sad story? I can only think of two... Fastball - "The Way" The Kinks - "Come Dancing"
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How can you have been American for half a century and still not know how to spell lettuce
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