"Harry, I told Lupin about the Yule Ball thing and he hasn't stopped howling since. The full moon is weeks away. 'Won a Galleon.' Boy, your Gringotts account has more than the entire Weasley family earned in the last millennium. You'll have to admit it wasn't about the Galleon sooner or later. And the earlier you do it, the better. Never thought you'd develop such a taste, but you didn't exactly have a parental figure around. Don't worry. If she breaks your heart, she'll discover a canine has torn her room apart and done unspeakable things to her favorite dress. Shoot your shot. Big dog out."

Can someone edit her to be doing the NINE meme?

Malfoid x Harry Mainplot: Slow burn romance Dumbledore vs Dobby and Ron vs Snape subplot: Wrestlemania Neville and McGonagall subplot: Metalgear Oliver Wood Sublot:

Hello, fellow Harry Potter fans, former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe here. Harry and Malfoid sure look like they're having fun in the family fanfiction, huh? Did you know that their Wizarding World life is not that much different from an average home? Here's a fun idea, why don't we try it for a few years! Let's do our best and try to be fathers and mothers for our own very wacky children, haha! Crazy!

First Kiss #malfoid #malfoy

''Computer simulate the entire Harry Potter Franchise but gender swap Draco Malfoy and have them have a enemies to lovers arc spanning all 8 movies. Remove safety mode''

One night at the Slytherin Study Room. #Malfoid #HarryPotter #HarryPotterFanart #PansyParkinson #Malfoy

I look and act like this.

So true. If your literary voice includes zoomer slang, you should be pelted with tomatos. Dialogue is very thin ice and depends on the character.

Nick Fuentes’ reaction to his superchats is similar to how a cartoon villain gets mad at his henchmen when they do something stupid

The McGonagall and Neville subplot:

Your last saved image is how you die Death by cheating in sportsball???

"ES TU FIN SUCIO MUGGLE USARE MI HECHIZO MAS PODEROSO AVADA...."

"I have done nothing but goon to Malfoid for three days"

If you goon to Malfoid you missed the point