Anarchy is the truth. Everything else is a cover story.
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Year round surface water brings birds. Birds plant forests. Stop overcomplicating things.
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Hi, I'm a White Saviour. Can you direct me to where I can donate a minimal amount of money to prove I'm part of the solution? Must include photo op with some actual poors or victims in the background. Respond quickly, please. I haven't got all day.
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October 7. Time to follow the magician's wand and get blinded by the burning flash paper. His other hand and his assistant are doing nothing with this time. The magic just happens.
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Putin snuck in my house while I was out and moved my pepper mill. Running pepper thru my coffee mill now. Wish me luck.
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Sometimes while I'm patiently explaining how things work, I get accused of defending the system. The system doesn't need defending. It will be there whether you choose to step in it or not. I patiently explain things to help give you a choice.
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I have studied Christianity from every historical period and every cultural perspective and have distilled its essence down to the four pure syllables: Enjoy the show.
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Now that we have self-aware internet enabled security systems for the cost of printing, what was it we were afraid of losing?
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I'm thinking of commissioning a spooky early Netherlandic painting. Should I hire Ominous Bosch?
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Wasn't sure what to make of this tweet so I searched Trump Remembers Kirk on the chube.
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Is it ok for a government agency to refuse to review their work from 30 years prior in response to a dispute?
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Sylvester Stallone says the male body image he was a posterboy for was maintained through eating disorder, obsession, and roids and he has seious health issues because of it.
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I tried to let Jackson Hinkle break a story to me, but after 5 minutes of his self-worship, I decided I can find out later.
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