If you just found this account, hi 😂 I’m Heezy. I post random things I think about, things I experience, things I learn, and sometimes things Nigerians will see and say, “this guy is not serious.” 😂 Basically, I’m just documenting my journey while trying to figure life out. If you like relatable stuff, random thoughts and occasional sense, you’re welcome here 🤝🏽

What’s the worst experience you’ve had as a student? Mine was losing someone close to me while I was still in school. I remember sitting in class, trying to focus while my mind was somewhere else. It taught me that life doesn’t pause just because you’re hurting.

The audacity broke women are having these days is alarming! 😂 I planned on taking this girl out on a date. We’ve never even met before, just doing normal talking stage. Tell me why she already had a list of everything she expected me to provide. 😭

₦2M per week or ₦10 per second for life, which one you go pick? 😂

what hurts more: losing someone you love or realizing they never loved you the same way?

When creating a password for anything online, always put a comma somewhere in the middle of it. The idea is that if your password is ever stolen and someone extracts your information into a CSV file, the comma could cause the password to be separated into two parts, which may confuse the hacker. However, don’t rely on this alone to protect your accounts. Use strong, unique passwords, avoid using the same password everywhere, and turn on two-factor authentication whenever possible.

The way some people protect their phone screen is more serious than the way they protect their bank account.

I did it out of love. If you think you used me rugged you.

What I can't do for love: I can't give my life for you. I can't record myself naked and send it to you. I can't do anal sex with you. I can't lick your armpit. I can't have a threesome with you. I can't finish your life savings.

What is the one thing you cannot do for love?

What is that one thing you can never do immediately after someone tells you “Don't forget.” Because for me, na exactly that thing I go forget. 😭😂

The moment Temi Nkem was crowned the winner of Big Brother Naija ‘Show Ya Sef’ Season #bbnaija

70 days of being completely, unmistakably Temi Nkem. The laughter. The fire. The chaos. The mouth. The moments you simply could not look away from. She came into the Show Ya Sef house impossible to ignore. She leaves impossible to forget. Gbam. Gbammer. Gbammest. 👑 Temi Nkem is the winner of #BBNaija S11.

Is giving up always wrong, or sometimes na the right thing to do? 👀

There's a difference between creating something beautiful and creating something people remember.

this thing just dey reduce everyday like say nobody dey see my posts for home timeline. I think I’m just wasting my time at this point. Should I give up or i should continue?

Which one’s your favorite? Pork. Or. Suya.

To everyone out there going through a lot right now may God ease your pain 🙏

If your babe has more than 10k Snapchat score..... She's an OS

The person who says “I don't have cash” and immediately receives an alert has a very interesting relationship with money. 😭

I can explain something perfectly in my head. The moment somebody says “okay, explain it,” my brain logs out. 😭