WHEN IS IRAN GOING TO DENY IT?

BREAKING : $700 billion has been added to US stocks, metals, and crypto in the last 15 minutes after Reuters reports US and Iran are exploring a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. $SPY $QQQ $GLD $SLV $BTC HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST?

BREAKING: Brent crude oil prices rise above $107/barrel after the Houthis say they attacked a Saudi Arabian military site. SOMEONE CALL TACOMAN

WHAT IS THIS? A BUYBACK FOR ANTS?

70% CHANCE WE GET A 25 BPS HIKE NEXT MONTH ON KALSHI RIGHT BEFORE THE MIDTERMS?

BREAKING: THE MARKETS. Almost $1 TRILLION wiped out from US stocks, metals, and crypto in the last hour, as Iran's President says we'll never surrender. S&P 500 is down -0.6%, wiping out $414 billion. $SPY Gold is down -0.8%, wiping out $242 billion. $GLD Silver is down -1.5%, wiping out $55 billion. $SLV Bitcoin is down -2.2%, wiping out $40 billion. bitcoin:native Nasdaq is down -1.1%, wiping out around $149 billion. $QQQ Markets are now pricing in a prolonged US-Iran conflict, which would push oil prices higher and add more pressure on inflation.

Stocks are getting hit today as the U.S. 10-year hits 5.04% which is its highest level since 2007. WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED

Bitcoin is up 13% since @cz_binance says, "Every dip is an opportunity." bitcoin:native

BREAKING: $META is now up 24% since it launched its Muse AI agent 14 days ago.

BREAKING: Brent oil falls below $100 after Iran offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within 7 days. $USO

BITCOIN JUST BROKE $85,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NEARLY 8 MONTHS 🚀 bitcoin:native

In every single midterm year since 1930 buying the 27th September has resulted in a 95% win rate if you held to the following June with an average return of 11%. The outlier was 1930 itself during the great depression. Every single one since then was green.

🚨ALERT: Bitcoin SURGES past $80,000. $178 MILLION in shorts liquidated in the past hour. bitcoin:native

$BTC just reclaimed $78,000 while $ETH broke above $2,500. LETSGO! 🚀

$SPY has now gone 35 trading days in a row without a 1% down close. That’s the longest streak since Aug–Oct 2025. On average we get about 30 of those days a year, or one every 8.5 sessions. Feels like we’re due, no?

BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 futures surge over +1.5% as dip buyers capitalize on the post-rate hike selloff. BULLS RACING TO BUY MORE EQUITIES

$500 Billion erased from US stock market in just 25 minutes as Kevin Warsh says the inflation is too high.

FED RAISES RATES 25 BPS TO 3.75%-4.00% TRUMP:

CRYPTO REMAINS THE BEST INVESTMENT LONG TERM AGREE? bitcoin:native