Reader of tea leaves, Post Apocalyptic Feudal Lord, ✝️, Husband & Dada

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Women today have lost their magic. What is that magic? It’s the magic of being retarded. Sandra bullock was America’s sweetheart not by being incredibly hot “she isn’t” but because she was so very lovable in her retardedness. A thread 🧵
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Trolls, and wizards, and fairy kings Birds that talk and fish that sing And if your heart is true Then you will find them too In every wish and dream and happy home You will find the kingdom of the gnomes! 🎵
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Ultra’s Spooky Midnight Theater Presents: Maniac Farm
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LOL another Iranian power grid taken out by “E4SlimerG0d67”
NEW: The U.S. is using Xbox video game controllers to control infrared lasers to dismantle Iranian infrastructure, according to the New York Post. "If you’ve shot a Spartan laser in Halo, you can probably fire [one of the cutting-edge weapons] in real life." "Sec Hegseth was able to take over a controller and shoot down a drone with, I think, a couple minutes of training," Jared Keller with Laser Wars told The Post about a laser demonstration in New Mexico. The military is reportedly using reconfigured Xbox controllers because, "why reinvent the wheel with a specialized control system when you can just use an Xbox controller?" The U.S. military is using the lasers in the Strait of Hormuz, taking out "drones and incoming cruise missiles at a much lower cost than using more expensive kinetic weapons like missiles,” according to the Department of War. The lasers are invisible to the naked eye and heat up the surface they are directed at until the object explodes or melts.
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Goodnight and cozy dreams from olde towne
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We’re putting together a Halloween town this year. I immediately went over budget and I don’t care.
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A peaceful night in the towne.
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The CIA is farming Psykers for future wars on the astral plane.
CIA accused of using Ancestry and 23andMe to 'hunt down' alien bloodlines in millions of DNA tests trib.al/Ooeus6E
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Imagine getting slimed by Mothman
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1. Never listen to online African Christians. Their understanding of Christianity is comparable to a child’s. 2. His use of “racism” means modern cartoon racism, not the biblical and correct understanding of racial differences/hierarchy/tradition
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We will see honor and glory restored to the titan of gaming companies, or we will drown it in a sea of righteous flame.
Made with AI
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The left has no answer and will never recover from this… and neither will I
Un fotografo in Australia racconta: È sempre devastante ritrovare un koala deceduto, ma è stato ancora più straziante assistere al koala maschio che piange, stringe e abbraccia la sua compagna deceduta. PER CHI ANCORA DUBITA DEI LORO SENTIMENTI. 💔
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Time cop is based on real events. Stop digging.
MOVIE NIGHT: Timecop (1994) starring Jean-Claude Van Damme as Max Walker in this '90s action classic, often regarded as one of Van Damme's strongest roles. It is available for free on Tubi, Pluto, and Prime. The story opens in the 19th century (1863) with a rogue time traveler using modern firearms to hijack a Confederate gold shipment, establishing that time travel exists and can be abused for profit. By 1994, time travel has been perfected by Dr. Hans Kleindast (a Nobel laureate physicist), leading the U.S. government to create the Time Enforcement Commission (TEC) to police temporal crimes and prevent alterations to the past that could catastrophically change the present or future. In 1994, Max Walker, a dedicated Washington D.C. police officer, is recruited to join the TEC. On the night he accepts the job, masked intruders attack his home, murdering his wife Melissa in an explosion while Max barely survives. Devastated, he fully commits to the TEC under his boss Matuzak. Ten years later, in 2004, the now-seasoned Timecop Max investigates a series of time crimes involving thefts from the past (like the opening gold heist and a 1929 stock fraud). He captures a rogue agent who confesses that Senator McComb orchestrated the operations to amass illegal wealth. As McComb campaigns for president, Max uncovers that the senator has been using time travel to manipulate financial markets and build a fortune, planning to alter history to secure wealth & power. The conspiracy deepens, McComb's agents murdered Melissa in 1994 because she had discovered his early schemes (she tried to warn Max that night). Max travels back and forth between 1994 and 2004, clashing with McComb's younger and older selves in brutal fights. He teams up with a new partner and confronts paradoxes, including the rule that identical matter can't occupy the same space at the same time. Featured Weapons: -Various 1860s revolvers and shotguns -"Timecop Beretta" (Taurus PT-99AF, modified, later used for Genii military on Stargate: Atlantis) -Desert Eagle (with modification/futuristic housing) -SPAS-12 -MP5K
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Sea meat guychow lunch for healthy dudes 🌊 🍤 🐟
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Build the NOMAD
That escalated WAY faster than I thought!! "The Pentagon must prepare for battles around the moon" Gen. Dan Caine #moonbase ;) defenseone.com/threats/2026/…
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Went through my entire follow list and found two old mutuals who weren’t frens with me any longer.
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KmUltra87 retweeted
Cleans carbon, lubes the action, and shields steel like it was blessed by the Vril-Ya themselves. Surface-world oils keep your rifle running, this one keeps it ready for when the Inner Earth calls.
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Reasons boomers will attack a young white man: Fishing/hiking/swimming on ma heckin private property Being excited/happy in public Driving anything that makes noise Doing anything without a license Having any fun unrelated to cruise ships & Jimmy Buffett
This was posted 4 days ago and I’ve watched it 376 times. Why are boomers like this?
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I don’t care what anyone says. @insomniacgames nailed it. Sometimes, regardless of skill level, you just want to heckin BE Wolverine. This game rocks and they understood the mission. Gamers of all backgrounds: Welcome to the party bub “snikt”
Wolverine is not easy at all , the bosses are like souls game bosses , so well designed . I freekin love this so much Reviewers definitely played it on easy as I have died many many times and I pretty much platinumed every souls game . This game is epic
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If a woman has an inverted hamsa tattooed on her back, what kinds of mental illnesses does she have, and what medications is she on? Can she be fixed?
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