Mae@KairoSznn
Joined November 2025
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Warm sunshine, butt beam✨
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Walked in on my cat sleeping in my bed like a person.
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To Non-tree smokers. Yall just be raw dogging life?
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Mae@KairoSznn
Oct 27
I was folded like a pretzel Friday-Sunday by a man who’d kill all of you for me. I’m having a great week already.
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When he does something to make your life easier without you asking
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Oct 27
When you have a lot of things to do but you decide to stare into the abyss instead
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Date night with my husband, and the couple in the booth behind us sound like they’re on a first date. Me: Wanna pretend like we’re on a first date? Him: Sure! Me: So…tell me about yourself. Him: Well, I’m married.
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This the 3rd time my daddy done called the ambulance this week ‼️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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What if there’s even better weed on another planet?
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Me when I remember to cancel the free trial before it charges me for the month.
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Mae@KairoSznn
Oct 23
have scientists discovered why it feels sooooo good to rub your eyes really really hard until you see pixels
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Oct 23
Me showing up to buy weed in autumn:
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Oct 23
sometimes the best part of going out is coming back home.
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When someone says they don't like me and all I do is get high as fuck at home
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Our neighbor sent my mom photos of my dad cheating, and my mom looked at the photos, laughed, and invited the neighbor over for dinner. My mom is seriously not a normal person. My parents have been married for 32 years. But a little while ago, our neighbor reached out to my mom.
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She said she had something she needed to tell her in person. They met up at a coffee shop in the neighborhood, and after hesitating for a while, the neighbor pulled out her phone
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