Captain of the “Hello World” gang #CFC

Johannesburg, South Africa
You too my goat @maxedapps 🤝
to the indian guys on youtube, this day is for you. thank you🙏🏾
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We are not meant to consume Long Island Iced Tea as humans. I've had a hangover for 3 days straight.
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Hal Jordan: "make up your own oath" John Stewart:
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Fiks… I need fiks 🙏 leave him to me
I am calling dibs on that self-proclaimed half chinese-half Irish-quarter Lesotho-mostly colored, partially blue-eyed tone deaf narcissist Gayton.
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Protect your peace king 🙏
Woke up and decided to end my talking stages once and for all. I don’t think any of these girls are THE ONE 🥲
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They calling M140’s with M2 bumpers Tsonga spec on TikTok, I really dodged a bullet 😭
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Had to go see what they meant about sexualising food. I thought she was on there gagging hot dogs and bananas down her throat… I was so let down when that wasn’t the case.
Women on Twitter the moment a public figure starts getting too much attention from men
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Keep saying Vaal has its own ecosystem, those boys can rap
Yo, who is this!?
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Koki retweeted
what i’m getting here is that having 1 baby mama means she can lie about you being a deadbeat but having 4 means you have 3 witnesses
All three of Chris Brown’s baby mamas defended him after his fourth baby mama took him to court demanding $45K a month in child support and accused him of being a bad father 👏🏾👏🏾
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We’re gonna be out of water by 2030
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A headshot, not an arm or a leg… a headshot 😂
when you finally win an argument against your girl so she ups pole and shoots you in the fucking face for no reason
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First year in CPT, what a time
The Square Root Of A Kilo Is Me Nigga 🔥⛽️
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Verstappen behind a safety car
😭😭😭
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N55 M2
What is the best sounding car of all time?
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This vid? Top 10 😂
😭😭😭😭
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Football banter is so undefeated
MAN CITY ARE BUSTED OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO 💰🎶 #ManCity
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This is brilliant
It later worked. I’m happyyy.
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Let me run this back
FX’s Shōgun - OFFICIAL TRAILER | An epic saga of war, passion, and power set in Feudal Japan. Coming February 2024 on Hulu and FX.
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It’s bigger than football… while we’re here, I need someone looking into doping allegations surrounding Klopp’s gegenpressing era at Liverpool. Salah went bald at 28, Trent was full sprinting in the 90th minute and don’t get me started on 35 year old Milner outrunning Kovacic
🚨 | BREAKING: The UAE is WARNING British Prime Minister Andy Burnham it will pull BILLIONS of pounds of investment the Government was seeking for a hi-tech hub between Oxford and Cambridge, billed as the UK’s answer to Silicon Valley, in RELATION for the guilty verdict against Man City. [@rmendick]
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I would add My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy to this but “Lost in the world” is always a skip for me, ruins the entire vinyl
Forest Hill Drive and Good Kid Maad City sound like an out of body experience on vinyl, the best purchases I’ve ever made.
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