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This is what the caller ID looked like. I wouldn’t answer either.
Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
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Not a single show by Taylor Sheridan
The New York Times just dropped its 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century. What’s the MOST underrated show? I’ll go first: The Leftovers. What’s yours? 👇
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“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.”
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A new Peacock documentary suggests that O.J. Simpson had help committing the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. His accomplice?  You guessed it:  Ed Sheeran.
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Macklemore announced a "Free Palestine" tour.  Smart move since people would rather listen to Macklemore lecture than perform.
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A city in Turkey set a Guinness record with an 1,800-gallon pot of baked beans. The record is World's Biggest Supply of Natural Gas.
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Today is Hug a Vegetarian Day. But not too hard.  They break easily.
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“God is the third rail of rock and roll.” Reflecting on faith, honesty, and choosing to talk openly about God in music. Full conversation on The Magnificent Others with this week’s guest Michael Sweet of Stryper.
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There’s a really weird looking rat above my cabinets. Does anyone know a good exterminator?
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Fort Worth!! Get tickets: tr.ee/6Zx5fmcf2Q
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Well that’s interesting…🤔
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Rogue Clancy juror, AC in Texas prisons, Undiscovered female body part nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1PKqrNkla…
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A.I. is giving people bad health information.  For instance, I told my chatbot I was having backbone issues, and it said, "Have you considered the possibility that you're Ed Sheeran?"
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A 6-year-old Chinese girl set a new women's world record by solving a Rubik's Cube in just over 4 seconds.  She learned to go that fast because she only gets 5-minute breaks from her job at the iPhone factory.
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Adults who do this to their children to “protect” them from “covid” a form of Munchausen.
putting the cancer chemical covering on my newborn’s face so they don’t get long covid
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I need every single Conservative in the United States to watch this video. This is the most important video that I will put out for midterm elections in November.
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Which do you find more annoying: -Being asked to leave a tip when all you bought was a bottle of water -Being asked to donate to some sketchy charity while buying your groceries
59% Tip for water bottle
41% Charity donation
323 votes • Final results
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