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Somehow this guy at the Ole Miss Florida game knew the funniest thing to do while still doing as little as possible

One thing I’ve never understood about standup comedy is how so many of these comics smoke an ounce of weed in the green room before going on stage. Whenever I do standup I wanna be sober as a bone and highly caffeinated.

Every celebrity’s trans kid looks miserable. You’d be miserable too if you were a fashion accessory.

The world is a vampire but Jesus is king

I have no issue with some dressing this way in public but don’t get mad when people stare If I wore a gorilla costume to the gym I’d expect the same reaction

Relatable

Honored to be part of @texyouthsummit’s 2026 lineup

"Stop being what I can't be anymore"

A woman who got famous for showing the world her vagina is shaming a newer younger actress for not showing her vagina

I will get it done. Here's how you can, too. 1. Get access to your county's voter registration rolls. This can be done through your County GOP. 2. You need to find registered Republicans (around your age) who are 3/4 or 4/4 propensity voters, meaning they've voted in 3 or 4 of the last 4 elections. If you really need to reach, identify those 2/4 voters, too. 3. Find out how many of those voters live within ~15 minutes of you. See if your County GOP can just give you this list or a map. (Most County GOP offices are absolute dogshit, unfortunately, which is why we need to staff them with our guys who can do this.) 4. Get in touch with them. If you can get phone numbers or emails, great. Send them *HIGHLY PERSONALIZED* messages. (This could mean looking them up on social media to see what they're posting about, then, within reason, aligning your messaging to the issues they care about.) If all you have is an address, you will have to go door knocking. Do it either during the week from 6-8pm or on a Saturday morning, 10am-12pm. 5. Your BRIEF message should look/sound like this: "Hey, my name is [John Smith] and I'm reaching out to help Republicans cross the finish line in midterm elections. Do you plan to vote for the Republican ticket?" > If yes, *HIGHLY* encourage them to vote early, which starts on 17 October. > If no, follow up with this: "No problem. Can I ask your top issue this year?" Then LISTEN. Don't try to argue or debate. Your mission is to tie that specific issue to a specific candidate or reason why they should go vote. That could be as simple as saying that the future of Texas is on the line. We need your vote because if Democrats win, they will try to turn Texas permanently blue, and we will end up as the next California. Use your words. Be persuasive. And then deliver the ask: "Can our Texas Republicans count on your vote?" If yes, ask if they want a text reminder to go vote, then grab their number and TEXT THEM when early voting starts. If they still say no, you are probably wasting your time, bid them farewell, and go engage the next voter. 6. Lastly, 90% of organizing is in the follow-up. So follow up! Get in touch with these voters again for early voting. These are like-minded people who LIVE AROUND YOU, so this is also the perfect opportunity to begin organizing them, or even just becoming a friend. Your goal is to find 15 voters and get them to the polls for early voting. Elections are NOT won on Election Day. They are won in the last few weeks. And it's important, so important, to mobilize during early voting. So, that's your mission. You can follow through, or you can be a disgrace to our Founders (ancestor cry) and generations of American Patriots who came before you. Don't give up the ship!

“I took my radio to an Astros game. It was a time machine.” houstonchronicle.com/opinion…

This is what the caller ID looked like. I wouldn’t answer either.

Not a single show by Taylor Sheridan

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.”

Male birth control pills, Drone wars w/ video game controllers nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1pKdRDYmZ…

A new Peacock documentary suggests that O.J. Simpson had help committing the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman. His accomplice?  You guessed it:  Ed Sheeran.

Macklemore announced a "Free Palestine" tour.  Smart move since people would rather listen to Macklemore lecture than perform.

A city in Turkey set a Guinness record with an 1,800-gallon pot of baked beans. The record is World's Biggest Supply of Natural Gas.

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