Didn’t know arms could bend that way🤯👏

🚨 Steven Gerrard on how much Manchester City’s 115 charges have cost Liverpool: 🎙️ “People ask how much this whole thing has cost Manchester City, but nobody asks how much it has cost #LFC . Years of competing against them, watching Premier League titles slip away, spending money trying to build squads capable of catching them… and now we’re still waiting to find out what all of this means. I’ve heard Liverpool could potentially be looking at more than £100m in compensation if City are found guilty. So when people say Liverpool lost out on Premier League titles, I just think we should send the invoice to Manchester City. They’ve spent millions defending 115 charges. Liverpool have spent years trying to catch them. At this point, I think everyone deserves a refund.”

🚨 Alexander Isak on why he should win the Premier League Player of the Month award: 🎙️ “I scored three goals in three games, including the winner against Bournemouth. I think that should be enough.” “I also understand there are other players who had a good month, but I scored when Liverpool needed me to score. If the award is about deciding games, I have already submitted my application.” “Three games, three goals, two wins and a draw. I’m not saying the award belongs to me… but if they give it to someone else, I’ll have to ask what exactly I was supposed to do. Score four?” “I’m just happy to help the team. But yes, I would also like the trophy.” 😂

Funny how they’ve been found guilty after Pep Guardiola left

🚨 Virgil van Dijk on what it felt like playing against Jürgen Klopp: 🎙️ “It was very strange. I spent years listening to him shouting at me from the touchline, and now I was looking across and he was shouting at someone else.” “Before the game, he hugged me and told me he was proud of me. Five minutes later, he was screaming at his players to kick the ball towards my side.” “I almost started following his instructions out of habit.” “Then he celebrated when Germany scored against us. That was the moment I realised the man I knew was truly gone.”

🚨 Florian Wirtz on why Jürgen Klopp didn’t feature him for Germany: 🎙️ “Klopp told me I needed to relax and take the pressure off myself. He said I was still young and didn’t need to feel like I had to prove my worth every time I put on the Germany shirt.” “He told me to enjoy my football, play naturally and stop thinking that every touch had to lead to something special. He said sometimes the best thing I could do was simply play my game and let everything else come naturally.” “Klopp also told me that there would always be people expecting me to score, assist or create something every time I played. He didn’t want me carrying that pressure into every international camp.” “He said, ‘Florian, you don’t have to save Germany every time you play. Just relax, enjoy yourself and remember that you’re allowed to have a bad game.’” “I didn’t understand it at first, but eventually I realised he was right.” 😭

🧠 DID YOU KNOW? Chelsea quietly made history in their 3-0 loss to Brentford. Mahdi Nicoll-Jazuli came on in the 87th minute. Born on 6 January 2010 in Sydney, he became the first player born in the 2010s to appear in the Premier League, while also becoming Chelsea’s youngest player of the Premier League era. 16 years and 255 days old. Three minutes on the pitch. The scoreline ate the story.

Only ONE (1) player has played for these FOUR (4) clubs. Who is it?

🧠 DID YOU KNOW? Samuel Eto’o was close to signing for Arsenal in 2000. But he chose Mallorca instead, then went on to win the Champions League with both Barcelona and Inter Milan. Imagine he had signed for Arsenal. 🤣

🚨 🎙️João Pedro: “I always dreamed of playing for #LFC.” He also ranked Salah, Firmino and Mane as the best trio in the Premier League

🚨 Joel Matip on Jeremy Jacquet’s Liverpool impact: 🎙️ “Watching Jacquet brings back a lot of memories from Liverpool. because I see little pieces of my Liverpool days in him. The way he suddenly decides to carry the ball forward, glide past the first player and keep going… I used to do that and people would shout, ‘Joel, what are you doing?’ He looks like he enjoys the chaos.” “But the thing I really like is that he doesn’t look scared. He’s young, he’s playing for Liverpool, he’s next to Virgil and he still wants the ball. That tells you something. He doesn’t play like someone trying not to make mistakes he plays like someone who believes he belongs there.” “I won’t compare him too much to me because Liverpool fans will start saying I’ve found my replacement! But if Jacquet keeps playing like this, they might have another centre-back who makes those crazy runs from deep and somehow gets away with it. And honestly… I want to see how far he takes it”

🚨🗣️ SADIO MANÉ ON HIS 20M DONATION: “THIS WAS NEVER ONLY FOR ME” “People talk about the 20 million like it is a headline. For me it is not a headline. It is a responsibility. I come from a small village. I know what it means when there is no hospital close, no proper school, no chance for the next child. Football changed my life. That does not mean I forget where I started. This money is not for my name on a wall. It is for the people who prayed for me when I had nothing. If a boy from my village can study, if a mother can get treatment, if a family can live with more dignity, then it is worth it. I don’t need thanks. I need the work to be done properly. That is all.

DON’T ASK AI Name a player that has played for these FOUR big clubs. LEVEL: Just give up.

🚨🚨 FUN FACT: Andoni Iraola has finally ENDED Bournemouth’s unbeaten Premier League home run, the very run he started back in January. A run that even saw Bournemouth beat his current club #LFC . Iraola for Ballon d’Or.

Yes, Alexander Isak scored, but wtf is Florian Writz doing? #LFC

🚨 Marco Rose on the BBB Cartel ahead of Bournemouth vs Liverpool: “The memes are funny, but there is also responsibility attached to this. Brighton have done their part. Brentford have done their part. Now Bournemouth have to uphold the agreement. People are calling us the BBB Cartel, the landlords of the Premier League. If you accept that title, you cannot start behaving like tenants when Liverpool arrive. Chelsea came to Brentford and got beaten 3-0. Arsenal went to Brighton and got beaten 3-0. Now Liverpool are coming to Bournemouth. So yes, there is pressure. We know what people expect from us today. They expect Bournemouth to protect the streets, collect the rent and make sure another big club leaves without the three points. #LFC are a very strong team, of course. But if the cartel is real, today is not the day to break character. We have a reputation to maintain.”

The BBB Cartel are the real landlords of the Premier League. Brighton. Bournemouth. Brentford. These guys don’t want the title. They just decide who gets to win it. 😭 You want to pass their street? SETTLE THEM. No humility, no points. Brentford 3-0 Chelsea. Brighton 3-0 Arsenal. #LFC next at Bournemouth. I’m begging for a draw. Even that Iraola draw soup, I’ll happily eat it. 😭 There are no easy games in this league anymore. The quality gap is disappearing. The so-called “small teams” are catching up, and every away game now feels like a cup final. The Premier League isn’t difficult because everyone qualifies for Europe. It’s difficult because NOBODY IS SAFE. 😭

Brighton 3-0

“Best defense in the league” just conceded 3 goals

“No chop am, na Premier league champions” Brighton: