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Dallas
That moment when you start to relate more with Calvin's Dad than Calvin... #CalvinAndHobbes
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Wait until you see who he's running against...
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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HAPPY FREAKIN BERFDAY to the biggest fan of all things Detroit, @dclynick66!
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Today I learned that there's a Willy Wonka (the Gene Wilder one) "Mandela Effect" with Charlie getting the Golden Ticket on what kind of candy the ticket came in when Charlie finds it. No cheating! Was it a regular Wonka chocolate bar, or a chocolate marshmallow moon pie thing?
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Annual rewatch of the 1991 Addams Family movie, with it being spooky season and all. Annual remembrance that Angelica Huston was a total smokeshow in these movies.

ALT GIF by Digg

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And some of Raul Julia's Gomez for @WingsDiva .

ALT addams family showtime GIF

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Might be my favorite single shot in the whole movie...
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Texas will turn into Paris, France, if you and your family do not vote Republican.
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Yeah! We should vote for you so you can criminalize veterans with PTSD for a plant! @VikkiGoodwinTX for Lt. Gov.
Massive tax hikes. Open borders. Government-run healthcare. That is Bernie Sanders' radical platform, and his handpicked candidate Vikki Goodwin stands right alongside him.
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The fate of Texas and America is at stake. Vote for @KenPaxtonTX today.
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Vikki Goodwin for Lt. Gov.
Dan Patrick openly said he wants men like me in jail over a plant used to combat PTSD and veteran suicide. A PLANT. Do not sit there and pretend you’re agaisnt nanny-state goverment and then defend the likes of Dan MAGA Patrick who held up property tax relief for his hemp ban. He got neither and Texans suffered The Texas legislature is comprised of corrupt RINO’s loyal to Trump, not the people. I voted for @VikkiGoodwinTX who has said she wants it legalized and regulated. A common sense approach to a crucial issue for veterans. @DanPatrick and his ilk need to go. He’s not even a texan btw
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Dang you, @CordSamuels. Been thinking about this all day.
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There are times where I still catch myself remembering they actually did the damn thing and won it all. #KnicksIn5 #AlwaysKnicks
this one’s for you, new york 🏆
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Then the jaguar, half starved, moved towards the tastiest looking soldier and ate him. True animal lovers to sacrifice themselves like that.
The jaguar, exhausted, swims toward the boat, and the soldiers pull it out of the water. Beautiful kindness!
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What, like implying an employee's time off request would come under scrutiny if they ask off on Nov. 19th because they want to play a video game? Cause yeah, that seems like something you DEFINITELY shouldn't post online. I wonder if @ILDeptofLabor agrees with @308Greenfield?
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Pretty sure it was @WingsDiva who brought this next part to my attention, but to paraphrase the great Simon and Garfunkel... "Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm?"
The clocks fall back a week from Sunday. This is what time the sun goes down that day where you live.
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46 year old gamer here. My bills are paid, kids are happy/healthy. But yeah, maybe my free time would be better served with Real Housewives and 90 Day Fiance marathons? Look at yourself in the mirror before you disparage millions of responsible Americans, clown. Matthew 7:1-5.
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Hey, it's @WingsDiva personified!
Don't even get me started on how annoying monsters can be...😒
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Kevin Coons retweeted
the wait is over.
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So many great designs. But for opening night? It's gotta be the NYK 5 Icons. #AlwaysKnicks
🚨🚨NYK Shirt Giveaway! 🚨🚨 RT & Follow to enter. QT your favorite for an added entry. Winner announced tomorrow.
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🚨🚨NYK Shirt Giveaway! 🚨🚨 RT & Follow to enter. QT your favorite for an added entry. Winner announced tomorrow.
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