One thing I noticed as an adult, you can survive being around other sick adults, but the moment you get near a sick kid???? Hang it up LMAAOOOO
yesterday a child coughed in my face, today my throat itches am i cooked be honest
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searching the name of a song and seeing all the spotify playlists titled the name of the song before the actual song
sillysolarz (cyan)
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thats fucking it HOW OLD ARE YOU NIGGA???
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sex. [6][7]
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Love that YouTube ads aren’t even selling you anything, they’re just trying to annoy you into paying for a premium YouTube subscription
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It’s interesting how many Smash fans there are out there that have never played a Nintendo game other than Smash Bros
How different characters would react to Kirk's death
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Slt PlayStation UK, le jeu que vous montrez est dispo nul part actuellement
25 years later and we still can't believe this little guy was behind it all... Happy 25th birthday, Silent Hill 2.
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Took my girl to a coffee shop in Vegas and the lady answered the drive through in a g string. Now my girl mad at me when she chose the spot
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JJBA if oda made it
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Realised I left my security pass in my desktop when I got home which is a big no no. Went back to get it and bumped into my boss in the corridor and they said “you don’t have to stay so late Gary. You can come in later on Monday.”
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random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:
This is random but the backpack is really one of the greatest inventions. Great form and function. Lasts a long time, even the cheap ones. And is available and used by every kind of person.
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everything you need to know about american culture in the 2000s vs the 2010s
if i had a nickel for every time the CW modernized silver age kids romance comics for a teen audience in a show named after the town the comics took place in, i’d have 2 nickels
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Replying to @Ngr0Rapido
"i'm supposed to guess what dia is" AFTER he just said that
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girlfriend called… DECLINED! busy whore! busy with my PHYSICS
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the steel ball run ending if it was actually good
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Replying to @chskamo
😢
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we miss you
ED依弟慰
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i fixed the steel ball run outro
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Most anticipated anime of the year and the ED theme is a SoundCloud trap beat that samples horse noises produced by a rapist. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 David Productions....bro
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