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Paul Rudd turns 50 today. Stephen Miller is 33. That’s what happens when your heart is filled with racism and hate. Don’t be a Stephen Miller.
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Glen Powell is staying quiet on politics in interviews because "over time I realized that politics divide people." "People trying to prove their point — for me, it’s the worst version of a conversation. I genuinely do not like the discourse. It’s not as healthy as it once was. [Engaging in politics] is not presently possible. I applaud people for jumping into those things and fighting for what they believe in. If I were a political person, I would be talking about it. For me, my calling is elsewhere.” (via Esquire) variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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Trump to children: "You're so good-looking"
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High school me is vibing on this afternoon walk
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Aunt Gladys is in the Trump administration?!
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Kellen retweeted
Hey, Stephen A. Smith: Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work. Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles? Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith #Eagles
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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Replying to @Krush59
He left to get as far away from his rapist as possible you fucking piece of trash. Rape defender
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Book haul 🔥🔥🔥
Late night Barnes & Noble run. Anyone need anything?
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Late night Barnes & Noble run. Anyone need anything?
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Why did he leave if he’s the victim and didn’t do anything wrong? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Umar Matthew Ingalls is believed to have retreated to Dubai where he was raised following accusations of gang raping Jane Doe at Cornell University trib.al/9DPu0FW 🔗
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Spooky SZN movies plus Godzilla and chill
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I mean, look at him. Are you really surprised by that? 🤮🤮🤮
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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My buddy put my picture into that Hotel Lobby generator and tell me why that thing gave me long hair. Shit had me looking like a mix of Jesus and Seth Rollins 🤣🤣
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
JENNINGS: Let's say Democrats take the House. How sure are you that they would immediately move to impeach President Trump? MIKE JOHNSON: It's guaranteed. Probably on the first day.
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Kellen retweeted
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command
No, he didn't, you buffoons. He was saying the U.S. is fighting to STOP Iran from having the ability to take out LA and San Diego with a nuclear weapon — which they would if they had the chance.
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If anyone knows about wizards and casting spells it’s certainly you
Talarico legit just sounds like some woke wizard casting gibberish spells. Normal people don't talk like this.
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Turnstile Tuesday
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Hey Iran. If you can see this. 👇
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*Father holds his child* MAGA: INCREDIBLE!
Incredible. Vance arrives in Alaska carrying his newborn baby. He is single-handedly humanizing fatherhood. Kids aren’t burdens, they’re the future.
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If you constantly have to rearrange Trump’s word salads for them to make sense, that’s a problem. Grandpa’s brain is mashed potatoes. 25th Amendment now. And shut the fuck up about California.
No, he didn't, you buffoons. He was saying the U.S. is fighting to STOP Iran from having the ability to take out LA and San Diego with a nuclear weapon — which they would if they had the chance.
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This is the absolute weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. Dude talking about Jesus having high testosterone. It’s a fucking cult.
"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
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