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I'm here to drink @MonsterEnergy and punch drywall. And I'm all out of @MonsterEnergy...
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How did Old Biff return to the original Hill Valley timeline after delivering the sports almanac to himself?
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I'm sure you cried as Disney gobbled up every media company in the developed world.
I cried watching this. I cried because one of the greatest movie studios of all times is no more, now a plaything for a nepo baby try hard. Actually TWO great movie studios.
But MGM was the greatest of them all once and now it's just a logo. Sic transit gloria mundi.
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I asked a woman to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was 5, and she started strangling me
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Okay, if they could hurry up and wrap up this genocide that would be great. I'm getting bored.
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Jesus christ.
🚨TERRIFYING: Horror movie-like scene played out Thursday night in Seattle's Chinatown-ID.
Witnesses say this woman likely took the latest cocktail of fentanyl and other chemicals.
Mayor Katie Wilson is MIA while the CID becomes the city's containment zone for homeless drug addicts and criminals.
Captured by @choeshow
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Tragically being forced to watch network television over the last week I found myself watching paranormal mystery shows on History Channel. Here are some of the "mysteries" I'm simply tired of hearing the same things about:
Bermuda Triangle (same historical anecdotes, different visuals and B roll to look at)
Bigfoot
UFOs
Amelia Earhart
Crop circles
Jimmy Hoffa (if his body is in a landfill in Jersey go find it then)
Stonehenge (excavate the site and find new info or stfu)
Lake Monsters (how many fish are in the lake?)
Ghosts (there's never a ghost)
Most cryptids (trail cam mesh networks never capture a chupacabra)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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See, they are assimilating.
🇫🇷 Mass riots escalating across France
Despite bans on gatherings outside closed lycées, clashes with police have continued since morning in Paris, Lyon, Marseille, Rennes, and other cities.
More than 400 schools are fully closed today over damage and threats to staff. Pupils have been moved to remote learning.
In Marseille, a masked young man set an aerosol spray alight and aimed the flame at a woman’s face. She was burned.
Later, they attacked a city bus driver. The bus then slammed into a tree and was badly damaged. The driver was injured.
The same day, several hundred young people surrounded a fire truck, looted it, and set it on fire.
In the Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes region alone, preliminary damage is estimated at €25–30 million. Since the protests began, 65 education staff have been hurt, including 40 school directors.
Videos and breaking updates on Telegram: t.me/Visegrad_24
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Honestly, this sort of female pseudo-hypersexuality is why dudes have ED. Your chick doesn't look like Megan Fox, doesn't feel like Megan Fox, and adult life isn't about your dick or your chick feeling "hot".
Perform your best in bed when the time is right. Ro Sparks works in 15 mins on avg, after medication dissolves. Compounded, not FDA approved. See safety info link on image.
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On the one hand knowledge and food surpluses took a long time to acquire and spread, so large populations and megalithic structures that could weather the elements and leave proof of habitation took a long time to build up. On the other hand the really old evidence of human development is probably buried under our large cities like Rome, Jerusalem, etc. Because the locations were ideal in terms of water, soil, weather.
You're telling me Humans have existed in our current form for 300,000 years with the proximal level of intelligence that we have now, and we just sat around twiddling our thumbs for 290,000 years before suddenly deciding to invent civilization?
Yeah, someone's lying.
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