Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again
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Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant.
Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery.
*Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*
Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here.
Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?
Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again.
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The Bruins really said
EXCLUSIVE: The Jersey Nerds can confirm with near certainty the designs for 20 of the NHL's Hometown Remix jerseys. Thanks to @abslswrld for helping us out with these!
Going alphabetically, starting with Anaheim, Boston, Buffalo, and Carolina.
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I don’t have a clue what season high this is referring to but if David said it was “goals” I’d believe him
It took the #Leafs 13 games this season to match their season-high from all of the 2025-26 year.
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Everyone is focused on the burp sound from the day prior but the bulging-eye delivery of “Jaiit” is a thousand times funnier. I’ve almost incapacitated myself laughing at work several times today thinking about this shit
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if this was a modernist painting, an aesthetic expression of the horrors of the present in which it was created, canon
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Can't be overstated just what a smart trade Chayka made getting Marchenko for Knies. Top six complimentary player turned into a dynamic first liner. The type of trade we've seen so many other teams make over the years but rarely the Leafs.
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