raising an alien boy in an upside down world #autism • CA native • unapologetically sweary • Dodgers 9x World Champs 🏆• JEFF WAS A GOOD GUY.
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Deluxe TOYPAJ came in the mail today and one of the inserts is a poster I definitely had hanging on my bedroom wall in high school. I simply CANNOT wait to hang this in my son’s room!!
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LFG Max!
Congratulations Shohei and Max on being named finalists for the 2026 NL Silver Slugger Award! The Dodgers were also named finalists for NL Offensive Team of the Year.
ALT A graphic announcing finalists Shohei Ohtani, Max Muncy and the Dodgers for the 2026 NL Silver Slugger Award. The top left is a cutout of Shohei Ohtani batting with the following text next to him: DH, Shohei Ohtani, Silver Slugger Award finalist. To the right is a cutout of Max Muncy batting with the following text next to him: 3B, Max Muncy, Silver Slugger Award finalist. At the bottom is a cutout of Miguel Rojas, Kyle Tucker, Teoscar Hernández and Mookie Betts celebrating and running towards the dugout after celebrating a home run.
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Please Dodgers. He will take a mom closing role, just give him 2 saves and let him ride it out where he belongs 🙏
The Tigers have declined Kenley Jansen's $12 million club option, a source tells ESPN. They will pay him a $2 million buyout. Jansen is now a free agent two saves shy of 500.
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People are stupid because the fact that it clearly says 2018 at all is an immediate indicator that it’s *not* AI. That’s now how AI makes mistakes.
People are going crazy claiming this Brewers World Series graphic is AI because the Commissioner’s Trophy says “2018” instead of “2026.”
It took me all of 5 minutes to find the original source of the exact image the Brewers’ design team used.
This graphic is not AI. Coming from a graphic designer myself.
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Gimme.
The Cincinnati Reds will “absolutely” consider trading Elly De La Cruz this offseason, per @JimBowdenGM
The Red Sox made a “strong offer” at the deadline that was declined by the Reds
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Talking about parade turnouts is as blissfully dumb as talking about stadium attendance.
Life is a fucking dumpster fire. People can’t do what they want to do all the time (like pay $$$ for postseason games, or take work off to watch busses drive by).
Shut up already.
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How many Brewers fans deleting Joe Davis hate tweets while shopping for shirts that say “Unshakable! Unstoppable! And champions at last, the Milwaukee Brewers!” Absolute poetry from one of the BEST broadcasters in the game lol.
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I cried at his reaction. I truly am very happy for Brewers fans. I also want to say that the Dodgers have these fans too. Why so much hate?
He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true.
Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight.
#brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
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The health hack of mixing sugar free jello with plain Greek yogurt has changed my life. There’s nothing like cheesecake with strawberries and bananas for breakfast 🤤
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