As long as there is delusion, there is hope
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Just an insane way to be sat on the bus. Are you going into town or being wheeled into a safe in Ocean's Eleven?!
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Ex-personal finance writer here. For the past few weeks, we’ve a well-seeded, relentless government spin operation AGAINST the triple lock mechanism. Some of it has involved seeming “leftwing” commentators. In this (long) thread, I’m going to argue FOR the triple lock. 1/
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This guy genuinely believes himself to be intelligent
A 20,000 litre tanker is roughly 4 metres long and 1.5 metres high.
You could fit 2 tankers inside a large van.
Red diesel is now over £1 per litre.
20,000L x 2 = 40,000L x £1 = £40k
So 2 full up tankers of RD would probably sell for £25k-£30k on the black market.
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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I did some work on this house during the initial refurb/build and met Nick and Holly. Can confirm they are cunts irl.
I also did fuck all work and got paid quite nicely for it.
Nick Candy and Holly Valance. Britain’s most expensive house. A £265m sale.
Usual consequence: £32m of stamp duty.
But five small flats were included in the sale. By an extraordinary happy accident, that cut the tax by £18.5m.
The curious sale of Nick Candy’s mansion
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