lmaocry@LMAOCRY5

only a slave quantifies its existence through productivity

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Joined March 2024
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lmaocry@LMAOCRY5
Aug 28
nutted and it dripped down into my asshole
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all this shit just to die on a random day
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Early not wrong
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barely got on linkedin and indeed to look for a job and am already exhausted
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Another reason why women are useful
lxxndria@lxxndria
Sep 30
I work at a large finance firm and hire interns/new grads. If a man applies and I see he was part of a frat. Resume is going straight into the shredder.
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WHY IS EVERYTHING DATA HARVESTING I HATE IT HERE
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Why. The FUCK DO I NEED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT! TO APPLY TO A JOB! FUCK YOU!!! GO TO HELL!!! EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ACCOUNT AND A PIN AND A PASSWORD AND A USERNAME AND THE PASSWORD HAS TO HAVE X Y AND Z!!!
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First time I ate bussy
Jösef @ LFF
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Nigga fueling Optimus Prime
Tom Renz
@RenzTom
Sep 17
But I’m told we’re winning and that this will not impact midterms🙄 Also did we just purchase more bombs!!
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what is the guy equivalent of this
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@dopabees
Sep 16
I need a boyfriend by end of week or I give away $500k. I’m opening 15-minute date slots this week after 5:00pm in Palo Alto. Open invite. Anyone can book. If you secretly admire me or you're shy. Shoot your shot. Book a date 👇 whop.com/mexcal/15-min-speed…
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like ever since the 5g towers were installed
lmaocry@LMAOCRY5
Sep 17
Life has not been the same since 2020
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Life has not been the same since 2020
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my girl let a gay dude hit raw before but got me using condoms
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some white girl getting backshots from a dog rn
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoud
Sep 16
Study says if you were born between 1992 and 2003, you got the rarest childhood
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this got sum Brazzers typa energy
TMZ
@TMZ
Sep 15
🗣️ Rep. AOC tells @hicharliecotton she is boycotting Ed Sheeran because she says he's complicit in Robert Kraft and other stadium owners' efforts to silence Macklemore.
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gf walked in on me jerking off a guy and accidentally caught sum of his nut on her
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tf is that nezuko painting ??
Mycy
@Mycyfans
Sep 14
Adrien Broner’s HYGIENE Had Everyone Bringing Up What Theo Von Told Druski 😂💀
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nutted inside her and now im a deadbeat father
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nutted inside her and now she a single mom
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was jacking off and started feeling guilty so i stopped
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