The director, writer, and glutton (and increasingly poor tennis player) known in some circles as KRANKY. favstar.fm/users/LPShanet

New York and Los Angeles
If you’re dyslexic, does life give you melons?
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Are people still here? Just checking.
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Well, I guess parents can’t name their kids Karen anymore.
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Sounds like par for the course. There’s a reason they had to change their name. #witlessprotection
Outrageously bad service, two missed appointments, and then total denial by @GetSpectrum. And they call DirecTV evil??? Is there even a name for what they do?
Replying to @GetSpectrum
@GetSpectrum Just raised my cable bill for the second time (25%/$40!) in the last year and won’t do anything about it. Great pricing strategy at a time when so many are cutting the cord. Now I know why “being on the Spectrum” means you don’t relate well or empathize with others.
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So excited that cufftheseries is an… instagram.com/p/BjGMHkMhbhk/…
.@LansdowneRoad been trying to reach you, but neither the phone number nor the email on your website work. How can I reach someone??
Time Warner Cable is changing its name to Spectrum to better express our difficulty with interpersonal communication and social interaction.
G trains are like holiday fruit cakes. There's really only one and you just have to wait till it comes to you.
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Spoke w/ Red Coat & they couldn't have been less helpful. Claimed to be out of hotel vouchers. You knew this flight was delayed for hrs ago!
Replying to @LPShanet
...airport. You may wish to speak with a Red Coat supervisor for further assistance. -CA 2/2
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Hey Europeans, no one really says "sportive".
The most important lesson that we can all learn from Tinder is that there are a lot of really fucked up ways to spell Megan.
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I'm growing weary of people not being wary of using weary when they mean wary.
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Ok, so knowing is half the battle. But what's the other half? And does the fact that I don't know mean I've already lost the first half?
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If you drive 1 mile to buy a Powerball ticket the chance of being killed or killing someone is 8 times more than the chance that you'll win.
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Replying to @KatGraham
@KatGraham @fusetv 1991 Remix Music Video is just awesome ! You did a great job Kat congrats 💘
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KRANKY retweeted
Exclusive: watch @KatGraham's bondage-heavy new video for "1991 (@CitiesAtNight remix)" on.fuse.tv/1GhuHn4 http://t.co/zDBeJUf4rX
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KRANKY retweeted
Video Premiere: Watch @KatGraham's Bondage-Heavy "1991 (Cities at Night Remix)" Video fuse.tv/videos/2015/06/kat-g… via @FuseTV
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Last month, Kat Graham released the remix we did of her recent single "1991." Today, she released the exclusive... fb.me/34FLSmhYB
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