Portal King. Rage-bait specialist. LSU EVERYTHING. STTDB. Proud LSU Alum.

Baton Rouge, LA
Cookie one of the reasons Jordan seaton is a LSU tiger.
Turn me up COOKIE‼️‼️
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Kiffin Shiesty 🩸 retweeted
When one files a lawsuit, the individuals you name as defendants.... have to respond. Fuck the SEC. Hope it has to pay attys fees.
SEC says in a statement it is “disappointed” in Louisiana AG’s filing as the two sides worked toward a resolution.
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She’s ready to geaux.
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Dad why can’t we go hunting everyday this week 😂 her ass cost me some money but she is always ready to retrieve some ducks.
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Going to be in Tiger stadium Saturday night then up at the crack of dawn to get a teal hunt in on Sunday
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Great back to Disney during Christmas yay for me. We should have never bought a house out there
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You don’t get to decide that bud. The people putting the money up do.
LSU paid $54M to fire Brian Kelly, paid to get Lane out of Ole Miss, gave Lane $91M, built one of the most expensive staffs in America and reportedly put together a $50M roster. All in, they’re pushing a quarter of a billion dollars. You don’t get to make Year 1 excuses with that kind of money.
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Either the loss lights a fire under your ass as a team or you fold the rest of the way. We will find out starting this Saturday. See you in Death Valley.
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NEW: Lane Kiffin called the LSU-Ole Miss game the Rebels' "Super Bowl"👀 "If it wasn’t for the name, Ole Miss, and if it was more of a traditional name that we were playing, we hadn’t coached at before, how would everybody be feeling if, in your third game of your first year of a program, you went to Ohio State and came all the way back?" on3.com/news/lane-kiffin-cal…
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Kiffin really fucked this dudes head up. 3 days until Florida btw Is Mintzy running this account or something. 😂
Have we gotten a follow up yet on this? The Governor of Louisiana tweeting like this about LSU, only for LSU to lose days later? Can we get a follow up, Governor? We would all love your very educated opinion on college athletics.
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Welp neyland I guess I’ll be inside you 11/22/26.
Which last road game should I go too idk which one to pick. I’m leaning Tennessee but it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been to Kentucky but I know that shit gunna be boring in Lexington. 😂
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Nah what we not about to do is disrespect dude like that. The ball placement, the ability to make plays with his feet, his vision, i can keep going, I might be an ole miss hater but this Jerry curl mf can ball. Simple as that. Only thing I think scouts will be concerned with is his height.
probably being a hater but this is the most "can not translate to the NFL" highlight package ever lol
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I was told this nigga was better than Chase Jefferson and Malik. Foh.
Mike LaFleur on Marvin Harrison Jr.’s effort: "I think his running style is different than some other people's." (@BoBrack)
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It’s been like 9 months since @Lane_Kiffin followed me now it’s time to see if I can get @LSUfootball @LSUbaseball @LSU @LSUsoftball @LSUwbkb @LSUBasketball in that follow column. 🫪 I’d probably lose my 💩 if @LSUCoachJ followed me tho that’s a real Long shot though 😂
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Niggas made a cinematic recap of a regular season game but been saying “We ArE LSUs SuPeRBoWl” YALL MADE A WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO I CANT BREATH. Now watch the pussies throb in the comments. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ole Miss vs LSU: Cinematic Recap #HottyToddy
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AND HEAR THEY COME. PUSSIES ARE THROBBIN 😂😂😂😂😂
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They did the same to JD5 so I really don’t give af about there dumb ass opinions. Just like they were giving up on us in the ole miss game then we came back and they were back in the boat.
It amazes me how many LSU fans are shitting on Sam.
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They bring up corral, dart and Chambliss. Only one of those qbs has a winning record against LSU. Stop putting them boys with the only qb y’all got that might win a heisman. Shit disrespectful to even have those boys in the same sentence as Chambliss.
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Yea he is just going to fail the test he’s getting done on the sideline on purpose 🤦🏾
Ngl I feel like nabors faking it
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Dart first then Malik. Damn
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