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Getting married is scary. What if she doesn’t like my baby names?
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Someone playing Marvins Room so loudly that it is shaking the building and setting off car alarms
Praying for this man
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Ethan retweeted
I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL LEGS TO MY PARLAY
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Man if I could bring a case of white claws into the theatre, you don’t need to be doing all this. Also they made Black Adam like 3x more enjoyable
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