Lana Berry@Lana

inventor of the hot dog cannon. president of the lakers. sandwich influencer. lanaberry.bsky.social contact: lana@lanaberry.com IG: lanaberry

 texan in los angeles
lanaberry.substack.com
Joined August 2008
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Lana Berry retweeted
Scott Gustin
@ScottGustin
Aug 26
NEW: Disneyland Resort shared new details for the 2026 holiday season, running Nov. 13 through Jan. 6, including new holiday attire for Mickey, Minnie and friends and a new Santa location at the Mickey’s Toontown Trolley Barn near Roger Rabbit’s Car Toon Spin.
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Scene: Tomorrow morning, at breakfast A.J. Pierzynski, to no one in particular: You have to bunt here
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me rn
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it’s gonna be winter by the time this game actually ends
Bob Nightengale
@BNightengale
11 Oct 2025
Onto the 13th in a winter-take-all classic.
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inspirational
Evan Petzold@EvanPetzold
10 Oct 2025
Zach McKinstry: "I was looking out the window today, and I see a few seagulls fly over the bus. They're meant to fly, right? I'm a baseball player. I was meant to go out there and play baseball, so just go out there and do what you're made to do and enjoy it." #Tigers
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i think this is true
Christopher Gillespie@MrPie93
29 Sep 2025
Replying to @Lana
They definitely won the tie.
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the cowboys didn’t lose so that’s technically a win. in a way. in spirit.
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omg
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oh god the mets
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Lana Berry retweeted
Meg@megannn_lynne
20 Sep 2025
party rock has never been less in the house tonight than this moment in time
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2:02 PM: Trump resigns, citing major health issues. 2:03 PM: Jon Rothstein informs the world that NJIT and LIU Brooklyn are entering into a home and home series beginning in 2027.
Kyle Cheney
@kyledcheney
2 Sep 2025
Unspecified Oval Office announcement from Trump tomorrow afternoon
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HE’S DOING A GREAT JOB
no context college football
@nocontextcfb
2 Sep 2025
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we’ve really come full circle haven’t we
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i’m so happy
RedditCFB
@RedditCFB
2 Sep 2025
They gave Peter Herbstreit a headset 😂
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orca apologist
@sonikudzu
30 Aug 2025
it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost
vampire workday@imbobswaget
29 Aug 2025
okay in the flo rida song low does “boots with the fur” mean boots with a fur jacket or boots with a fur accoutrement??
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the panicked sprint back into the tunnel sent me to outer space
CJ Fogler 🫡@cjzero
30 Aug 2025
DUCK DOWN
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i gasped
Bryan Hoch ⚾️
@BryanHoch
30 Aug 2025
"I use ketchup [on hot dogs] and I'm proud to say it." -- Joe Girardi
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seeing cowboys bandwagon jokes in 2025 is surreal because we are all super depressed and hate ourselves
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this was TEN YEARS AGO
Lana Berry@Lana
27 Nov 2015
why do people still make jokes about all cowboys fans being bandwagon fans this team has not been very good in like 20 years we're all sad
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