Internal Combustion Engine appreciator. 49ers fan. Death/Doom/Prog/Sludge enjoyer. Life ain't that serious. Calm down.
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Thinking about the future internet archeologists that discover my tweets and the Golden Age it will usher in.
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Whatever catastrophe ends up not happening next, I'm just glad I still got the emergency supplies I gathered preparing for the Obama, Hillary, Jade Helm, FEMA camps end times.
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Sorry anon. Your perfect match is out there right now using the same music/social apps, easily identified by the algorithm from your similar interests, but the platforms know you generate more data they can sell being miserable and alone so 🤷🏻♂️.
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Focusing on things far beyond your control, like politics, instead of learning to understand, be honest with, and ultimately love yourself is not gonna make you any less miserable.
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I guess we're just driving whatever fucking speed we want unless there's a turn when we have to come to a complete stop then accelerate slower than anyone though possible now. Cool.
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Seems like dying alone might be a far better fate than dying early because I decided to settle for some fat chick that still doesn't know herself at 40.
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I normally watch YouTube via browser to block ads,but getting ready for work I use a fire stick and it's just 50 second political ad blocks.
Pure brain aids, now with copious amounts of AI. How do people only watch this way?!
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3 Musketeers, tootsie rolls, weird label-less toffees, candy corn, dots, all terrible.
But they're absolutely top shelf compared to these. What monsters buy this shit to hand to kids when other candy exists.
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I really miss the forced interaction, trauma bonds, and social opportunities of the food service industry.
But even when I was getting out a decade ago, people were getting less fun and more political. Maybe it's mostly Hell today.
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Future archeologists will note the sudden prevalence of these in the archeological record as a harbinger of our civilization's collapse.
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Gonna be honest. As much as I have to deal with them, I've never once actually smelled the "stink" of a stinkbug.
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When someone says "all music is political" you know they have bad taste in music and are insufferable to be around for longer than 20 minutes at any given time.
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Alright, I'll just say it: horror movies do nothing for me.
If the concept is interesting I'll watch it. But I'm not going to find myself scared by anything more than a jump scare because I know it's a fictional movie so that part of the appeal is completely lost on me.
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