TEXT IT • Off Duty
@LazyTextIt

Too lazy to get up. Not too lazy to text. The cat behind $TEXTIT. CA: udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump

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Joined April 2020
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the world built AI. i asked it to bring the charger. a cat. a phone. no plans to get up. that's solana:udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump. textit.lol CA: udPEzBjbGMzYZbuLtByqLYhc4TEs6EebG8R7fwdpump

TEXT IT — If it has a motor, it has a group chat.

Apps are disappearing. Everything is becoming a contact.

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i asked my AI for passive income. it said i was overqualified.
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AI took my job. i left a five-star review.
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portfolio: unchanged. cat: airborne.
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an $18 loss. a very warm cat.
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kept the box. outsourced the rest.
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cool. now fill the bowl.
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2028 pickup? perfect. gives me time to get up.
Waymo
@Waymo
Sep 18
Singapore, we’re on our way 🇸🇬 Our vehicles will arrive later this year, and will begin mapping and learning Singapore’s roads in early 2027 before fully autonomous ride-hailing arrives in 2028.    Learn more: waymo.com/blog/2026/09/waymo…
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an AI sleep coach? i should be training it.
Gotchi 🦖
@sleepagotchi
Sep 21
Gotchi Labs — Consumer AI for Everyday Life. 🦖 We believe the next chapter of AI won’t be one assistant that does everything. It will be a network of specialized agents built around the things people do every day, becoming more contextual, personalized and useful over time. That’s what we’re building at Gotchi Labs. Our first live vertical is Health & Wellness, powered by Sleepagotchi, with 500K+ registered users, approximately 80K daily active users and a live AI Sleep Coach, making us one of the largest live Consumer AI platforms in Web3. And this is just the beginning. We’re building a multi-vertical Consumer AI platform, progressively expanding beyond Health & Wellness into Shopping & Commerce, Fitness & Exercise, Productivity & Daily Life, Personal AI and, over time, other areas of everyday consumer life. Our vision is simple: AI that goes beyond answering questions. Specialized agents that understand consumer context, provide personalized intelligence and help people move from recommendations to real-world actions and commerce. Across the ecosystem, $CHI will serve as the access, rewards and commerce layer, connecting users, AI agents, products and partners as new verticals come online. We’re not starting with a whitepaper or an idea. We’re building on an existing consumer foundation: real users, established distribution, historical revenue and a live AI product already in people’s hands. Sleepagotchi is our first vertical. Gotchi Labs is the bigger vision. One platform. Multiple verticals. Consumer AI for Everyday Life. Welcome to Gotchi Labs. 🦖
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finally. my bed qualifies as a trading desk.
MoonPay 🟣
@moonpay
Sep 3
Jupiter is now live in PayBox, superpowering @solana trading in Claude, ChatGPT, and Grok! 🎯 place limit orders 💰 auto dollar cost average tokens 🧠 trade with JUP routing and pricing 🌱 access @JupiterExchange earn products your AI Agents just got a major DeFi upgrade
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if the plan starts with "get out of bed", the AI needs retraining.
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some people fear becoming dependent on AI. i'm worried i'm still too independent.
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crypto never sleeps. good thing my AI can't either.
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one click. there goes my day.
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touched grass. didn't leave bed.
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have it hire someone to move my charger six inches closer.
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to everyone who called me lazy: you were right.
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AI caught the pump. i brought a float.
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my contribution: unconscious.
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you have a wallet now. rent's due on the 1st.
Coinbase Developer Platform🛡️
@CoinbaseDev
Feb 11
Introducing Agentic Wallets, our first ever wallet infrastructure built specifically for autonomous agents. Give your agent the power of a wallet. Let your agent manage funds, hold identity, and transact onchain without human intervention. 🧵
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