paused mortem πŸ’€@LeeCram

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Joined December 2011
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After careful consideration, fuck this shit.
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Isaac@isaacturnersong
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Welcome to kill your self city
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πŸ§ΈΰΎ€ΰ½²@x2lbmw
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I wish I had another me to talk to about everything
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AntonieπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ
@tip0DeIncogni
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Ostia puta la memoria muscular, fijaos en la mano
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ghost β‹†βŸ‘Λšκ©œο½‘@gh0st_bread
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"Check the comments for the full version."
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Jay@Jay1972Jay
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I’m counting twitter as billable hours.
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Hi, potential black hole here.
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Ψ₯Ψ¨Ψ±Ψ§Ω‡ΩŠΩ…@veenies_toy
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i’m gonna rub your bulge when i say this
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWould
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*runs with scissors*
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nezu@nezumicchii
Nov 7
Philipine companies have some of the highest job requirements you’ll ever see and simultaneously offer the lowest paying salary in the world. I’m so ashamed to live here. It’s bleak
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lije_letters@fatsosforest
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i think i've reached a level of exhaustion that is no longer temporary
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Being a simp for an imaginary toxic company is weird as fuck.
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@Perfekt_Shawn
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Capcom spent 25 years establishing Umbrella as a ruthless military powerhouse deploying elite death squads like HUNK, just for Zach Cregger to turn them into an incompetent startup that DoorDashes an apocalyptic cure
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And another. [Put off for like a week because I have a very weird relationship with happiness.]
paused mortem πŸ’€@LeeCram
Oct 27
And another 23 minutes,

ALT thank yew
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jelly_fish_456@enemyfelled
Nov 6
humanity is a dish best served extinct
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Everybody quiet at 9 fucking PM. Well, that never fucking happens. Praise the eternally fucking useless gods.
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biggFred πŸ—£@Rozzinho_732
Nov 6
im not where i thought i'd be at this age, and acting like that shit doesn't bother me would be a lie
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What part of Resident Evil is this?
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hes@herotosomeone
Nov 6
ngl i be faking peace i'm losing my shit at 8am sometimes
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dawnny κ•€
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Nov 7
you like one dick pic and then you can’t open twitter in public
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The only thing I loved about today was Brian's adorable little bitch screams in Resident Evil. RIP -- Rest In Pathogens.
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