Mario, Genshin, & Smash enjoyer | Autistic little straight white boy | Mr Saturn’s #1 fan | MAGA, homo/transphobes, and everyone of that variety can fuck off :}

I adore how so much of my tl rn is just a bunch of people talking about how much they like that 2 hour long King Candy video. It always warms my heart when people come together to just endlessly glaze something they love, can we do it more often it’s good for the soul
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That one fallen voiceline Xingqiu says kills me, "I have taught you everything I know..." motherfucker you didn't teach me shit, what are you talking about😭
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What I’d give to have a Paper Mario game with 64/TTYD’s mechanics and character design, Super’s story quality, and Origami King’s world design and ost
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You ever check someone’s profile to find that literally EVERY single post of theirs is them complaining about something, usually with an extremely frequent post rate and often about the most unimportant shit imaginable, I can’t imagine living like that bro 😭
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Is Cho Chang or Kingsley Shacklebolt a worse name, I actually have no idea
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Honestly kind of blows my mind that this guy was in the very first Super Mario game. Like don’t get me wrong it’s a decently relevant enemy, but FIRST GAME IN THE SERIES relevant? Appeared before bob-ombs, thwomps, and boos relevant? Idk, it just feels out of place in that regard
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I can’t stop watching this dumbass video, the internet has actually fried my brain
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I’m terrified of the possibility that one day I make a tweet big enough for Midas to post under it
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I will consider everything in my life worth it if at least one person plays and loves Earthbound because of me
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I remember having to read this book in middle school and fucking hating it so much, I thought it was one of the most poorly written things I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. I barely even remember what was in it, just the pure anger it induced in me at what I was reading.
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Hi moots how are we doing today
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Shenhe’s still the only character to get a dedicated banner even after having been featured on a chronicled wish, they knew she was too awesome to contain her to the scam banner <3
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I am just learning that there is apparently a Nickelodeon fighting game where the best character is Chum Chum, that sounds fucking awesome
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So many people accusing me of being a misogynist or ragebaiting for attention instead of just that I simply don’t like Escoffier. Guys, I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you can take shit at face value sometimes. Not everything has some kind of ulterior motive.
Garbage design, terribly made kit, the worst English voice acting for a playable character BY FAR, story quest relies on the same twist villain trope for the fiftieth time, boring personality, came out of NOWHERE just so that 5.6 could have a 5 star to sell, wtf is this character
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I was reminded of Escoffier and I thought it would be funny to make a post jokily making fun of her design, which I don’t like. Then, I thought it would be fun to make a followup post making fun of her more. That’s it, the story ends there. How is that so hard to comprehend 😭
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I’d personally take this with a grain of salt considering we had THIS paraded around as an accurate look at one of the Snezhnaya characters
PLAYABLE ENJOU CONCEPT Via USC (STC) #GenshinImpact
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It's funny how Hoyo was SO close to making a legitimately super likable character in Varka but then decided "Nah, we might be cooking too hard, let's make him a duty avoiding manchild who constantly dumps all his shit on his already overworked second in command, that'll fix him!"
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Hor hor hor hor hor
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There’s a lot of stuff I need to do rn, I should probably get out of bed and actually do it
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He is darker than 99% of Genshin’s cast
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