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Brandon retweeted
As she gasped for breath lol
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
I think it’s great that the looney tunes always out theirselves to us so we immediately know what we’re working with, masks, blue hair, facial jewelry, gauges etc
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
Aw... bless their pointy little head.🤣
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
Most of these people still wear masks because they are hideous and they know it. I once saw a reddit post during COVID where they were all saying they LOVED masks because it hid their faces, hid a mole, asymmetric face, bad teeth, ugly nose, etc.
These people are pitiful.
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
Look it's another maskerbater.
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
Maybe put the cookie down lose some.weight and a lot of your problems will go away.
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
Emotional Support Animal for your face,
I honestly feel for these people,
I truly do.
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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Brandon retweeted
This bitch thinks covid causes cancer........uhm what! How can you possibly be this stupid! Yes, it's covid, not the experimental shit they stuck everyone with!
This person wears an N95 inside their own house and car in 2026 because other people in the house don’t mask, and because they say COVID “causes cancer, cardiovascular issues, and dementia” and “degrades your immune system every time you get it.”
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