As Trump and his cronies conspired / To get the results he desired, / The people sincerely / Spoke loudly and clearly: / š£So long, motherfuckerāyouāre fired!
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A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a statehouse invasion.
Though heavily armed,
They parted unharmed,
And thatās how you know theyāre Caucasian.
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It didnāt require a podium
To recognize Huckabeeās odium.
With all of the shit
Sheās known to emit,
That cash shouldāve gone to Imodium.
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DeSantisās neckās feeling tender
From somebody ramming his fender.
He promptly will claim
That woke is to blame
And say that the car was transgender.
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A caucus thatās quick to rebuff
A member whoās not up to snuff
Saw fit to discharge
Conspiracist Marge
For being not crazy enough. threads.net/t/Cuap8MaMDDo/?iā¦
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Since Twitter objectively sucks,
Weāre trying this new app of Zuckās.
Now Elon can hang
Alone with his gang,
Troll-Nazis who pay him 8 bucks. threads.net/t/CuX0geEubPf/?iā¦
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āWhat factors are used to enhance
An athleteās performance?ā asks Lance.
His question pertains:
ā To whatās in oneās veins
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To whatās in the crotch of oneās pants
Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sportĀ yetĀ not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
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The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.
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Excitement and fanfare abound
As Twitterers all gather āround.
Then, primed and prepared,
DeSantis declared
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The Former Guyās under arrest.
āOur system is put to the test
This sad, solemn day,ā
Some liberals say.
āHaha oh fuck yeah,ā say the rest.
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Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew,
Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue.
The former donāt pay
But as of today
They look like the goobers who do
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Ms. Parks, who came under attack
For failing to move to the back,
Was breaching the rules
(Say Floridaās schools)
That singled out those who were āāāāā.
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A dick joke by activist Gretta
Gave āalpha maleā Tate a vendetta.
He dared not be bested,
Which got him arrested,
A punchline that could not be betta.
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The Georgia election is done,
And Senator Warnock has won.
The GOPās chase
Was doomed in this race
The day it asked Walker to run.
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When Ye said that Hitlerās Third Reichās
A thing that he very much likes,
His words were decried
So far and so wide
That even douche Alex went āYikesā
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As Ye made his attitudes clear,
Few platforms permitted him nearā
Just uglier places,
The forums & spaces
Where nazis are coddled, like here
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It may be the end of the road
& Twitter as such may implodeā
Often likened to hell
Full of garbage as well
& for many, our truest abode
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A myth had endured from the start,
But lately has fallen apart.
For Twitterās new Chief
Debunked the belief
That ābillionaireā must equal āsmart.ā
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The words spewed by InfoWarsā Jones
Hurt far worse than mere stick & stones.
His victims brought suit,
He lost the dispute,
And soon will lose all that he owns.
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āAbortionās the murder of kids,
Which Christian tradition forbids!ā,
Rant folks on the Right
(Except when it might
Endanger their candidatesā bids).
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