If you manage to find humor in a sad situation, you have already won.

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I am profoundly saddened and deeply disturbed by reports of violence directed at members and coordinators of the Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) and the Obidient Movement in Delta State. I unequivocally condemn the attacks against our coordinators, supporters, and fellow citizens who were merely exercising their democratic rights. Political violence has no place in a democracy and can never be justified. No political aspiration is worth the life of a Nigerian, and no dispute should be resolved through intimidation, physical attacks, or the destruction of property. It is particularly troubling that, at a time when Nigeria urgently needs responsible leadership, some individuals continue to believe that political influence can be secured through thuggery, fear, and violence. Political authority should be attained through persuasion and the trust of the people, not by intimidating opponents. I urge the Government and the security agencies to conduct an immediate and thorough investigation into these attacks, identify those responsible, and ensure that they face justice, irrespective of their political affiliations. The safety and security of our members must be assured. We will not be intimidated or silenced, nor will we relinquish our democratic space to violence. Our response will remain peaceful, lawful, and determined. Nigeria belongs to every one of us. No political party or individual has exclusive ownership of the democratic space. Every Nigerian is entitled to organise, gather, express their views, and freely elect their leaders. Our nation needs constructive ideas rather than intimidation, responsible leadership rather than thuggery, and democratic contest rather than political violence. I stand in solidarity with everyone affected in Delta State. A New Nigeria must be founded on justice, liberty, peace, and respect for the dignity of every citizen. May God bless Delta State and the Federal Republic of Nigeria. -PO
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Humble na fuu😂
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What fathers do when moms are not looking 😭
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Osoufia on curiosity made me ask
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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No electricity in a heat wave where people are predicted to die and that’s who you call your hero?
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So why doesn't she know how to provide like her dad Didn't he provide for her all her life?
Off course she can't cook like your mom ,YOU SHOULD !! You're her son , you ate her food your whole life
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Nigerians can afford 247 electricity
One funny thing about Nigeria's electricity problem is that 50% of the population probably can't afford stable electricity. They'll either be disconnected or steal it.
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Don't let APC boys gaslight you
Replying to @real_POK
This is very untrue. Roughly 55% of homes in Nigeria is connected to the Grid. Band A is less than 8% of the 55%. Nigerians can afford what? You think everyone lives in expensive urban areas? Why are you guys always disconnected from reality to suit your agenda?
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Ya Allah😭😭😭😭😭
APC really DAMAGEEEEE this country! Please on January 16, 2027, vote Peter Obi of NDC✌🏾, for a better Nigeria😭😭🙏🏾
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APC really DAMAGEEEEE this country! Please on January 16, 2027, vote Peter Obi of NDC✌🏾, for a better Nigeria😭😭🙏🏾
This guy no tell one single lie!! God😭😭😭
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These guys use Dj Dimple Nipple eye see gan ooo 😂😂
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This is so top notch , nothing to add.
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Even the friend chop 😂😂
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Wo PETER OBI for President oo
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coloring🍒
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Men are trying, we ladies are terrible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yes. And it is not even close if we are being honest about Nigeria. That is a Lexus ES, and the ES is the car for a man who has already made his money and does not need to prove it anymore. A Benz sedan will make people look at you. A Lexus ES will make you comfortable while they are looking. A Benz of the same year, an E-Class or a C-Class, will give you badge, it will give you presence, it will give you that feeling when you park and people say ah, he has arrived. But it will also give you bills. Sensor here, suspension there, one small electrical fault and your mechanic is quoting you money that can buy another car. And in Lagos, with our fuel, our roads, our heat, a Benz will stress you. This ES does the opposite. Same luxury inside, that brown leather, that quiet cabin, that smooth ride that makes Third Mainland Bridge feel like nothing, but with Toyota reliability underneath. You service it, you put fuel, you drive. It will not embarrass you. It will not sleep in the workshop for three weeks because one module decided to die. So the question is what do you want? If you want to show off, buy the Benz. If you want to enjoy your money in peace, buy this Lexus. And any man who has owned both will tell you the same thing. The Benz is for the eyes of other people. The Lexus is for your own peace of mind.
This over Benz Sedans right??
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Notice what is happening in that reply. The person is not arguing that Tinubu is more competent. He is not arguing that Tinubu has a better record, a better plan, or a better character. He is hiding behind the idea of democracy itself. The right to choose has replaced the reason to choose. Plato would say, this is his fear coming true. For Plato, the statement, it is democracy, people can choose whoever they want, is technically true but philosophically empty. Yes, you can choose whoever you want. But the question Plato wants us to ask is, should you? Do you know what you are choosing? Do you understand the consequences? Are you choosing based on knowledge, or based on loyalty, tribe, benefit, or stubbornness? If we accept that Peter Obi is the more competent person, the voter still says, I know, but I have the right. Plato would point to that moment and say, that is the tragedy of democracy. The voter knows the better option exists, but freedom has become an excuse not to use judgment. Plato believed that unless the people who rule, and the people who choose the rulers, are educated in what is good and just, democracy will always slide from freedom into confusion, and from confusion into tyranny. So the problem, for Plato, is not that u are voting for Tinubu. The problem is that u are using democracy as a shield against thinking. And once a whole society starts doing that, the competent person loses not because he was bad, but because competence no longer matters.
I’ll vote Tinubu, it’s democracy…People have the right to choose whoever they want…
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When Wizkid & LAX dropped Caro in 2014, it was the cleanest video i had seen that year.
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