I caught my husband putting pumpkin seeds in EVERYTHING for like two weeks.
Me: “Why are there seeds in my salad again?”
Him: “They're good for you.”
Me: “You said that yesterday.”
Him: “Because it's still true today.”
Me: “Okay, Dr. Oz.”
Then I caught him pouring them into his oatmeal.
Me: “Be fr. What's actually going on?”
Him: “My coworker said pumpkin seeds have zinc, and zinc matters for men's health.”
Me: “So one conversation at work turned you into a squirrel?”
Him: “Laugh all you want.”
A few days later, we were at his annual checkup.
The doctor asked about his diet.
Him: “I've been eating pumpkin seeds for the zinc.”
I immediately jumped in.
Me: “PLEASE tell him he's doing too much.”
The doctor laughed. ............