Wife, Mom, cake dealer; meat-eater. #csfleak patient advocate. 🏈#DallasCowboys ⚾️#WhiteSox πŸ’#timetohunt πŸ˜»πŸ€

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If I follow you back and your first instinct is to DM me; don’t.
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It was a great day today β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™πŸš’πŸš‘πŸš“ honoring our first responders at the city and county level. I spent most of my time with Rollie, the crisis care K9 🐾 If you are a first responder-police/fire/ems/dispatch…Ty for being the glue that holds your community together!!
Big plans honoring First Responders at the Bakery today! Conservative Ant is coming to hang out, face painting, police K9s…the works. And I think my dog is having puppies today…πŸ€ͺ(not at the bakery) I hope everyone has a great hump-day!
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Big plans honoring First Responders at the Bakery today! Conservative Ant is coming to hang out, face painting, police K9s…the works. And I think my dog is having puppies today…πŸ€ͺ(not at the bakery) I hope everyone has a great hump-day!
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I didn’t get my balloons 🎈 πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈbut I was spoiled by a staff who knows I’m a proud, card carrying member of the wiener dog cult 🌭🐾 My only wish for today is for the Cowboys to beat the Eagles tonight…if we lose this game, it’s hockey season for me! πŸš«πŸ¦… #Birfday #FortySomething
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People: stop blasting contractors for not quoting what you think it should cost just because you’re too damned lazy to it yourself.
Just got quoted $2,400 to paint a 23 by 13 foot living room. The 4 gallons of paint it takes to do the job costs about $110 at Home Depot, or around $160 if you want Sherwin Williams. This is not a particularly skilled job. You went to trade school, not medical school. You own a brush and a roller. Stop ripping people off, contractors.
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I love my dogs almost more than my husband; I will Jimmy Snuka off the top rope your ass!
We were at a local outdoor Fall Festival today and we always bring one dog. We chose Ruby. She’s very calm and not high strung and does well with adults and small children. While waiting in a line for food, a woman walked beside us and hit Ruby in the face with her knee. Ruby did a low growl at her and showed her teeth. This woman doesn’t apologize for hitting our dog, instead she yelled β€œcontrol your fvcking dog”. Well…you all know me…that didn’t sit well. I said β€œyou hit her. Maybe control yourself.” My husband said to her quietly β€œWalk away from my wife now!” I was so irritated. There were hundreds of people at this festival. Ruby had no issues. None. As we got our food and were leaving this woman appeared right in front of us and said β€œIf your fvcking dog comes near me, I’m kicking it.” I said β€œIf you kick my fvcking dog, you will not be standing.” There were dozens of people around, and one woman said β€œIf you kick that dog, I’m kicking you”. It was such a bizarre experience. I did learn that I will throw down with anyone, if you try and hurt my dog, or any animal.
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I got my hi lights done last weekend and hated how I looked all week so I went back and got lowlights today. Darken it up for the fall πŸπŸ‚(my poor hair dresser πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ or I should say πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ) Other than that, I’ve had a lap full of dogs all day and wouldn’t have it any other way πŸΎπŸ’•
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Cape Coral is full. Please try Lehigh Acres. 🀣
You can still buy a 4/2, 2,000 sq ft home in Cape Coral, Florida for under $400k. 2 hours from Miami. Some of them are really nice. Florida isn't as unaffordable as the internet wants you to believe.
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We had planned to get some salt water therapy today but it was a bit windy this morning, so I’m settling for wiener therapy instead…our son is at the UM/Pitt game so we have the grand dogs over to play 🌭🐾 hope everyone is having a nice Saturday! #birthdayweekend 🎈
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The downfall should be studied. At least we got a good meme out of it…
BREAKING: The Seahawks released CB Trevon Diggs from their active roster. Diggs, 28, recorded one tackle in 21 defensive snaps and three games this season. In a corresponding move, the Seahawks activated OG Anthony Bradford from IR.
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The amount of unsolicited DMs on this app is ridiculous, the blatant disregard for the pinned post right under the message button blows my mind. Chat in the timeline all day long and DM with permission. Anything else is disrespectful to my husband. Please keep your πŸ† & 😘 tyvm
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It’s not a holiday & he didn’t even ask for them, but making my hubbies favorite deviled eggs as a symbol of my love& devotion. (I hate making them!) but he’s worth it, I suppose. 😏
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indseyLayarrisonGay πŸ₯© πŸ§‚ 🍳 🌞 retweeted
THIS IS THE GREATEST CELLY EVER: #JAGUARS RB BHAYSHUL TUTEN AND HIS TEAMMATES JUST CELEBRATED A TOUCHDOWN BY DOING THE ICONIC β€œTIP TOEING IN MY JORDANS” DANCE. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. 😭😭😭
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Did I tell you guys I’m gonna be a grandma? πŸ‘΅πŸΌ my almost 7 y/o patterdale terrier (who hasn’t shown signs of being in heat for 2 yrs) is with child(ren). The 9 month old wiener dog learned a new trick a few months ago. We’ll call them Peter-patters. AI predictions next photo πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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Fall front πŸπŸ‚πŸƒπŸ’¨ has passed us down in SWFL- the wind is peeling out there! I got all my Cinderella chores done yesterday, hair done, & then home to my PJs which I will remain in until I have to go to work tomorrow…making a pulled ham in the smoker and no other plans! πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
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🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as the White House press secretary tmz.com/2026/10/16/katie-zac…
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Sweet dreams, yall. I’m tappin out. I can’t hang. ✌🏼 😴😘
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I just did the most redneck dude thing there is…all by myself!! I won’t show you what I look like 🀣🫣 but just got my daughters vw Jetta un-stuck in the mud! πŸ’ͺ🏼 and just in time for it to start raining again!
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I grew accustomed to gladly throwing the jersey on a hanger at the end of each season in disgust. I faithfully pulled it out each April, but Imagine my surprise to tearing up this afternoon as I carefully buttoned the button on the hanger. Ty for a FUN season, boys! #whitesox
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So much hate watching this week I’ll likely wake up pissed off at nothing 😑
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