shit posting through the barbarism since y’all assholes didn’t choose socialism
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You: $99 trading tutorial PDFs, 5-hour long YouTubes on charting techniques and strategies, 20-page DD manifestos on r/wsb, $89/month AI signal trading tools.
Me: Speaker of Islamic Republic of Iran’s Parliament tweets.
US gaslighting bureau says Iran doesn’t control SOH, but the market prices a big premium, $35 over pre-invasion and $50 using dated/actual.
So either the market’s dumb or the US narrative-laundromat is faking it. Free-dollar vending machine in Hormuz for believers. Go grab it.
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People who claim AI is all bad are wrong. The failures when people try to automate their lives with it will be endlessly entertaining to me, which is good.
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Linus Fairing retweeted
I resigned from Slim Chickens today. I spent the last three years doing seasoning research at both Slim Chickens and arby's. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to Four loko nuggets and gambling with our lives.
Slim Chickens is launching Dr Pepper Blasted Tenders, Tender Bites and Wings
The new flavor is inspired by the soda's signature 23-flavor blend
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the cool thing about instagram and meta’s aggressive data broker tracking is that after making a big purchase i get to watch ads for all the alternatives i didn’t know existed for the next month
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People like this are as culturally foreign to me as uncontacted tribes like the Sentinelese.
Driving around Austin, Texas with my 5-year-old and 8-year-old when we spotted a driverless Tesla Cybercab in the wild.
So naturally… we started chasing it.
My kids grabbed the phone and filmed the whole thing.
This is literally their footage.
And then it hit me…
They may be two of the youngest kids in the world to ever see a driverless Cybercab operating on public roads.
Something they would not see today if they were at school today.
I don’t think they fully understand how big this moment is yet.
They just see a cool car driving itself.
But this is the world they’re going to grow up in.
A world where cars drive themselves, Robotaxis pick you up, and transportation looks completely different from what Daddy grew up with.
To me, this feels like the future.
To them, it might just feel normal.
One day they’ll look back at this video and realize they were there when that future was just beginning.
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The fact that local right-wing psychos like Kane are in this thread defending Manny really tells the story.
JUST IN: San Francisco Democrats endorsed Manny Yekutiel in his supervisor race tonight, despite allegations of sexual assault.
The meeting was contentious. Yekutiel's accuser took the mic, & outraged attendees cried “Shame!”
missionlocal.org/2026/08/s-f…
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If Neera ever leaves her sinecure at CAP, the inevitable reinvention as a right-wing grifter who had to leave the Democratic Party because of the DSA/Piker will be the least surprising media development of the subsequent years.
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If nothing else, the whole Hasan Piker news cycle is an excellent litmus test for determining whether someone in the Democratic Party or the media is a disingenuous grifter willing to amplify right-wing deceit to punch left versus someone who is even a little bit honest.
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of course manny is the only one running for supe that’s pro-flock lol
SF has over 400 Flock license plate readers. Cops say they help fight crime, but critics worry they can be used by ICE and other agencies to track people.
Should S.F. be using Flock cameras?
The D8 supervisor candidates weigh in.
via @io_y_g
missionlocal.org/2026/08/sf-…
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Most people stopped watching this garbage years ago, so just wanted to update you all on the experience of watching the Walking Dead in 2026.
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Linus Fairing retweeted
Neera Tanden: "That's a good point. I hadn't thought about it that way. Maybe I'll take another look at this socialism stuff."
Don Hughes: "Glad to hear it. I guess arguing online was a good use of my time after all."
Neera Tanden: "Yes."
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My punishment for shopping at Whole Foods is that the Amazon app team’s sole purpose appears to be to constantly move the in-store QR code to a different spot, more hidden and further down a labyrinthine maze of completely different menus than the last time.
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Really messed up how Iran thinks it can get away with the chilling war crime of killing the soldiers of the army bombing its leaders, military, and civilian infrastructure.
🔴 Trump orders U.S. military to retaliate “many times over” for every American soldier killed by Iran.
Iran’s Health Ministry said early Sunday that U.S. attacks since July 6 have killed at least 50 people and wounded 517.
3 U.S. soldiers (likely 4) have been killed since U.S. re-escalated war in July.
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