Joshua Jordan Harris is in the Epstein Files

keeping this tweet pinned until i get a girlfriend
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How it feels to sit in the front of the class
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Only people I talk to are profs after the lectures
yosuf🇦🇫
whos commuted to uni and actually made good friends lmk i cant be the only one who hasnt
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Tom MacDonald
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Highest exam score was 99, mine was 98. Argued with the prof to give me 100 #DiddyMentality
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Thought I left something in class so I turned around to check and the two girls walking directly behind me started laughing
slink
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Been 7 years and I still need to watch Endgame
Niggas talking about Primetime and Resident Evil on the tl, I haven’t even watched Backrooms yet
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Met up with professor and argued my grade from a 95 to a 98
The Real World
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Holy fucking shit
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Random women’s voter registration group outside a school building ignored every other dude but chose to ask me if I was registered
Tate News
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Donated blood at school and got a Hello Kitty goodie bag in return
Tates Platform
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Uni mailed me a check for $13.17
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Consistently been doing homework way before the due date
The Voice of Morpheus
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Hit legs two days ago for the first time in two weeks
himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟
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BrotherFC forced me to buy new underwear against my will even after trying to convince him that the holes give all my underwear patina
jackson
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Bryan 🍚
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DNG Comics
BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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Trying to play eye tag with campus shyt but remembering that I’m chopped and autistic
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Tried doing silent fart gimmick and ripped ass in the student lounge
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My entire timeline is just GimmickFC
Johnny Penis
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